Off-White Thunder, Kev and The Godfather settle in for a session as the Kaimai Series between New Zealand and South Africa looms on the event horizon. They talk about KP and Chaka Khan. In Emails From Around the World, The Irwinator checks in from Scotland at long last. The Godfather unearths another contender for the high-blood-alcohol, failed fourth-innings chase via Gary Bartlett. In News or Ruse they visit the Indian Army, Lord's, Motueka, Wankhede, Bangladesh and Giles Clarke.

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