Boys' own hero who became a mate
Sid Waddell on his favourite cricketer, Fred Trueman, a man he worshipped and ended up working with on television
Sid Waddell
03-Nov-2007
Sid Waddell grew up worshipping Fred Trueman and ended up working with him on television
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I became a fan of Frederick
Sewards Trueman in the 1950s
because he seemed to have
jumped out from the pages of
the boys' comics I devoured, with
their tall tales of sporting derring
do. Fred was cut from the same
cloth as Wilson of the Wizard who,
playing for Stoneshire at the age
of 217, bowled a ball that smashed
the sightscreen to smithereens.
Like Fred, Wilson was well muscled
but lithe, the black hair
chopped as if by a blind barber
with a chin that jutted out like a
chunk of granite.
There was no tradition of
cricket in the Waddell mining
family who lived in the Ashington
area of east Northumberland. At
school I was hopeless with the bat
and wild with the ball. However,
I was fast and a good thrower, so
I made the 1st XI as a fielder. My
dad, Bob, and I used to watch the
Test matches on a flickering black-and-
white telly with the curtains
drawn. Bob, who had done every
tough and dirty job in the pit and
by the early 1950s was a specialist
roof puller-down, had heard that
Fred was of mining stock. "That
Fred used to work as a putter
down the pit, humping full tubs
on and off the way. No wonder
he's got shoulders like a dray
horse," was my dad's opinion.
When I first met Fred at Yorkshire TV in 1972, he
confirmed the view that putting
was hard graft. He also told a
typically wry story about what
had happened to the tiny terrace
cottage in the hamlet of Scotch
Springs where he had been born.
"No chance of me getting a blue
plaque put up to honour me
name. T'ouse were flattened to
extend the bloody pit heap!"
Watching Fred bowl on telly
- hair flapping, brow knotted,
shirt-tail dangling - made such
a vivid impression on me during my first year at Cambridge
University in 1959 that I tried
cricket again. In the nets the
skipper of the college casual XI
said my bowling action was "just
like Fred's" and so he opened
with me against Histon village.
I spat, scowled, raced in and was
hit all over the place by a
young Popeye-armed oik
called Ernie. I lasted
one over.
Four years later I was
in a working men's club in
Geordieland, watching England
play West Indies at Edgbaston
on telly. The place was full of
miners, half of them "black pint
men" - lads still in their working
muck, having a jar before going
home. I have never known an
atmosphere like it: dozens of
pints of Federation Special stood
unsipped, and cheese and pickles
crozzled on trays as Fred put the
Windies to the sword, taking 6 for
4 in 24 balls to win the match. As
he sweated to eke ever more effort
out of that mighty frame and bent
his back to what John Arlott called
"the cocked trigger", we roared
him on so hard that the steward's
wife thought we were fighting.
Fred Trueman and the Indoor
League pub-games show were a
match made in showbiz heaven,
and between 1972 and 1976 the
show drew audiences of eight
million. The support acts were
arm-wrestlers and shove ha'penny
players but the cream of the crop
were Alan Evans, Leighton Rees
and the darters. Fred, resplendent
in wool cardy with suede panels
and puffing a bendy pipe, was in
his element. As producer of the
show I was so chuffed the way the
legend mingled with the tattooed,
boozy giants of arrows.
But when it came to recording
the links using an autocue, Fred
was a disaster. It didn't help that
he had just launched himself
as a stand-up comedian at the
Fiesta club in Stockton and
celebrated a standing ovation
till 3am. Seven hours and three
black coffees later he faced the
cameras. Imagine his shock
when I walked in with an eightpack
of Newcy Brown.
"What's that, Sidney?" asked
the great man, chops sagging in
his pale face.
"Continuity," I replied. "You're
drinking on tape and we have to
match it."
He did his level best but was
re-pissed by noon and we had
to call it a day. But not before
Fred felled us with laughter.
He was just getting the hang
of the autocue, when this line,
about an arm wrestler who
dressed in tight leather, rolled:
"Here he is, Mark Sinclair-Scott,
the Narcissus of the Knotted
Knuckles." Due to a few blobs
on the typing and Fred's fragile
state, it came out as "the nancy
boy with the knotted knuckles."
Over the next three years
he kept us entertained royally.
He told me of how he and his
boyhood mates got hold of hard
balls for his bowling practice.
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"We'd go to the fair and I'd pay to chuck wooden balls at
coconuts. First two goes I'd fling
the balls right over the shy for
my pals to collect. The bloke on
the stall never twigged."
Mind you, FS was not the only
character in the Trueman clan.
My wife Irene and I attended
Fred's 50th birthday bash at his
house at Gargrave. Fred's mum
had a jar or two, then announced
she was ready for home. "Tek a
bottle home wi' yer, mother," cried
Fred. There was a clink from the
kitchen and suddenly Fred looked
out of the window. "Bloody Hell!"
he cried. He raced out of the
room. We looked out the window
and there was this little woman
humping a magnum of gin. Fred
wrestled it from her and came
back inside. "Gets a bit thirsty, me
old mum," he said.
Fred rightly became a
sporting legend but it was my
privilege to know him as a good
mate who never forgot his roots
as a pit yacker.
The voice of darts on television, Sid Waddell is the author of over 11 books