Dave Colclough at the World Series of Poker
Day 1 - 22/4/04 So here I am at the 2004 World Series of Poker
So here I am at the 2004 World Series of Poker. Binion's Horseshoe has been taken over by new owners... at long last. That is not the most obvious change that greeted me though. America has gone Poker mad, mad, mad. An astonishing 343 have just paid an amazing $25,000 to play the main event at the Bellagio. And yesterday I walked into Binions satellite area and couldn't believe my eyes. Last year there would have been maybe 3 or 4 tables running. This year there were 23 or 24 tables buzzing with excitement. Hordes and hordes of new players. God bless America, god bless the WPT on the discovery channel, and god bless Chris Moneymaker. This is Poker heaven !
Wow. Big Deal. So it only cost me $230. I only lasted 28 minutes ! Some players were still signed up and hadn't even sat down... and I was walking out. Yet again, an internet player got me. For years now there has been a standard way of playing. The blinds are 25, 25 and players would raise between 75 and 125 to try and get a little action. My exit was typical of how things have changed recently. I am on the big blind. There is 50 in the middle, and the internet player opens for 450 ! I have 1400 chips left an AK in the hole. Everyone else has passed, so I position all my chips in the middle. And so does the original raiser with his pair of jacks. The flop is low and I skulk out the door... In the past this would have been a 300 dollar pot at his largest. Welcome to the future... or should I say the present!
I love playing 7 Card Stud. I don't know why. God only knows why, but I do. I did considerably better than yesterday's tournament, lasting almost 3 times as long. Another embarrassing episode in my 7 card career. How on earth did I win 7 Card Stud comps in the early 90s ? I'm buggered if I can remember how ? Off to the 3pm super sat I go.... And ran very close again. The last 6 players remaining get seats...I finish 7th. Ouch. One thing I have worked out. These super satellites are going to provide about 700 entrants to the big one at this rate. There is also a claim that 700 players will qualify thru the internet. Will we reach 2000 players for the big one?
Ok today I was determined to make a little more effort. Pot Limit Hold'em. The British game. But what an opening table, Barney, Huck Seed, Scotty Nguyen and Johnny Chan. Doh!
Wow. Over 600 runners for a 1000 NLH with rebuys. Somehow Daniel Negranau manages to rebuy 26 times. The competition has cost him a paltry $27,000 in entry fees ! I start well, get a few chips, and don't need to top up as I have 5000. Unfortunately, the field soon passes me by. I hang on with a short stack for hours, until Mike Laing arrives at the table drunk with huge chips. He bluffs me out of his first hand and shows me 6 3...and then doubles me up twice and gives his whole mountain away to the rest of the table in less than 60 minutes. God bless Jack Daniels.
Pot Limit Omaha, and what a breeze. Every time I take on Aces, I crack them. Lady Luck was with me all day. I was never all-in, hardly ever put half my stack in the middle and never had one pressure crucial hand. I love Omaha. Finished the day with second largest chip stack behind the magnificent Robert Williamson.
The PLO Final was being televised by ESPN, so the day started with an ESPN interview and surprisingly it went well. For a change the interviewer seemed to understand poker. This is America. Everyone understands poker. The final was one of my biggest poker disappointments. I couldn't pick up a hand that even I would play. And I play more than most. I finally found 7,10JQ double suited on my big blind and re-raised Robert Williamson's raise. He would probably drop Kings and many other hands in this situation, but of course Robert had Aces. I made a flush but this was no match for Robert's four aces. Fourth and $45,000 isn't bad, but still I'm sad..
One of those strange `it's a small world' coincidences happened again today. I sat down in the Super Sat. and the geezer next to me sits down and stares me out. `I've got the same surname as you' in New York accent. `I've seen you on Late Nite Poker !'. He rolls over his players card and it says Sean Colclough. (My daughter's name is Sian and everyone insists on mis-pronouncing her name as Sean). He is the only Colclough in the New York telephone directory, and of course he qualifies for a seat in the big one. And everyone is asking me have I got a younger brother...
I lasted a long way down the field and went out around 45th, but for no return. The highlight of the day was sitting next to my mate Phil though. And unsurprisingly enough, it didn't take long for sparks to fly. I am assured, on good authority, that he is a great guy away from the table, and have no reason to disbelieve this. At the table though, he just loves to try and belittle everyone. Speech play goes in America and it can add to the fun, and the spectacle from a TV point of view. But for some reason Phil insists on talking down to all the players, telling them they are idiots playing a certain way.
My close friend and fellow Stokie, Paul Maxfield, somehow made the final of the Limit Hold'em. This was the first time Mad Max had played a Limit Hold'em competition. So it was quite a stunning performance. (He also knocked my mate Phil out in the later stages of yesterday evening). Paul had only $7000 in chips with the Big Blind of 3000 just two hands away. Somehow he survived through to a very creditable 4th place. And everyone still thinks he can't play...
Well I spent the whole day in the big event looking for a hand. Eight hours of survival and the biggest pair that I held was jacks...and they lost ! So I wandered over to the Super Satellite, paid my 200 dollar entry, and promptly picked up Kings three times in the first 20 minutes. Oh my, how the poker gods laughed.
My girlfriend, Rhowena, has arrived and I take a day off. Just to prove to myself that I am not addicted...Sick. But not addicted. So after sampling the best salad in the world at Hugo's, we wander down to the Freemont Cinema to see Kill Bill 2. Her choice, not mine. But at least it's a change from Peter Pan... And of course it happened. There was a trailer for the new Spiderman movie. And I was staring at the face I had been chatting about poker to, for eight hours the previous day...Another it's a small world experience.
240 Players in the shootout which meant 24 tables. They paid 24 places which meant you had to win your table to get in the money. And of course I finished second on my table. No reward for that day's hard labour, I also bashed away at another super satellite before finding Kings and running into Aces with them. By my calculations I have Kings v Aces only 4 or 5 times a year and will win with them once. So in a way I'm lucky it only happened in a super satellite. Well that's one way of looking at it anyway. Nethertheless, I have that slight worry that one of those little hiccup bad runs is in progress.
400 Players in the shootout which meant 40 tables. Same format. You have to win the table to make the money. I had quite an easy table and was chip leader with about 65% with 3 players left. Then I tangled with an old adversary, Billy Duarte. I lost 5 consecutive hands to him. 4 of which he was all-in, and 4 of which I was a big favourite in. Ouch. Now I am a little worried.
Yet again I managed to run close to the money, but just missed. 974 Runners on the board for the big one ! We are still on target for 2000.
Just to compound the fact I was running a little bad I decided to start playing bad. Having not seen any semblance of a hand, or an opportunity in the first two hours of play, I somehow manage to get myself involved with K10 suited, and an exit hand of Q6 (on my big blind).
I feel I played today's tournament a lot better. The best way to play most limit tournaments is to play very tight and to select only the premium starting hands. I survived a long time before eventually hitting a sequence where I lost with Aces twice. I then missed, after flopping 6,7,K two clubs to match my A,2,3 nut flush and unbreakable low draw. I don't get anything out of this pot and I'm out again.
Having flopped three Jacks over Ross Boatman's three 6's, I got of to another good start. Over 800 runners again. I managed to get down to the last 100 within sight of the money when it happened again. Did I say I only get Kings v Aces four or five times a year ? Bushey reckons it happens to him every week. Anyway, Brad Dougharty's Aces stand up and my Kings send me to the super satellite. Where of course I pick up Kings v Aces again. But this time I flopped a King. To no avail though, as I went out about 12th short of the money. I have a horrible feeling I may be eating these words later. If my exit hand from the main event is Kings v Aces, I will never write a diary again!
The slump continues. I make a slight profit during the first two levels but overplay and lose with Aces and then Kings during the next two levels. I didn't even make the second break, which of course meant I was in time for the Super Satellite.
At last I hit a few flops, start like a train, and probably produce my best game for a week or so. I mixed it up well and was probably chip leader after four levels, having turned my 3000 staring chips into 36,000.
I chose not to play the Razz and got up late... with a very nice surprise waiting for me. The Whacker had made the final of 3000 PLH. I spent the rest of the day with The Camel and a dozen or so other football hooligans on the benches next to the final table. Unfortunately Ram was out early, the Mexican wave was pathetic, the crowd was too busy drinking to roar... but Gary `The Whacker' Bush was at his best, finishing a very honourable second. Err, landing the pair of us a hefty $120,000 to boot. Yabba dabba doo!
My personal playing slump continues as I exit the event on the fourth level. Ted Forrest was on fire beating me up in 6 pots out of 6. Financially it has been a very rewarding trip, but I really would like to make one more final table to be happy.
It happened again ! Level 2, 70 minutes in, I pick up my first big hand : Kings. I don't think I need to spell any more out. My, how the poker gods laughed as my opponent turned over the two aces. It looks like Bushey is right ! Kings v Aces four times in a fortnight. Ho, hum. At least it happened early. I didn't get any opportunity to build false expectations. This tournament turned out to be unique. Almost 650 players with 3000 chips produced too many chips to enable a result in 2 days. For the first time in WSOP history, the final three couldn't force a result, and quit at 3.45 am after 2 days hard labour. Unfortunately, the break worked against the two remaining brits, Ram Vaswani and John Kabbaj, who had to settle for third and second respectively.
This was undoubtedly my biggest disappointment of the trip. A first prize of half a million dollars, in an Omaha competition. I got started built up to 35,000 chips quite quickly but watched helplessly as I lost three times after setting my opponent when I had the best of it. But that's Omaha. In fact, that's Poker. It's important to remember that 65% favourites lose almost a third of the time. So here I am winging away. I have $50,000 more than I arrived with. And all I am worried about, is the fact I didn't get close to a girlie's bracelet. What a strange breed we are.