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What's up with Warne?

Hadley Freeman, writing in the Daily Guardian , has a tongue in cheek look at what's come over Shane Warne these days.

Nikita Bastian
Nikita Bastian
25-Feb-2013
Hadley Freeman, writing in the Daily Guardian, has a tongue in cheek look at what's come over Shane Warne these days.
Leaving aside the fact that he appears to have morphed from the chubby, frosted-tip rogue that he was for several decades into Dale Winton's blond brother, all with the help of nothing other than the Estée Lauder moisturisers his girlfriend Elizabeth Hurley happens to shill for, it's the man himself that concerns me ...
I have been informed by the Guardian's lawyers that I am not allowed to talk about the eyeliner and Botox that Shane clearly is not using. I am, however, allowed to wonder where a man even buys a tan sweater vest such as the one Shane wore for his little golf game. Surely, I thought, looking at his matching tan trousers, his humiliation must now be complete. And then, proving that in the celebrity world of self-abasement there really is no such thing as "bottoming out", Shane started tweeting Ping Pong, otherwise known as Elizabeth Hurley's parrot.

Nikita Bastian is a sub-editor at ESPNcricinfo