Pakistan in South Africa 2012-13 February 5, 2013

What sub-50 innings scores teach us

A wealth of learning is packed into this post. (And also the most meaningless stat of the month)
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Another month, another opponent skittled for under 50 by South Africa. At the start of January, Dale Steyn, Vernon Philander and Morne Morkel powerskittled New Zealand for 45. At the start of February, with the assistance of Jacques Kallis, they macerated Pakistan for 49. When you add in the disembowelment of Australia for 47 in November 2011, South Africa have now dismissed their opponents without even allowing them the token applause for reaching 50 on three occasions in their past 17 Tests and 32 innings.

That is the same number of times as the entire planet managed to bowl out an opposition for under 49 in the 1560 Test matches played, and 5659 innings bowled, between June 1958, when Jim Laker and Tony Lock humiliated New Zealand at Lord's, and that eye-popping showdown between the Proteas and the Baggy Greens at Newlands 15 months ago, a statistical volcano that Vesuviused extraordinary numbers out so fast that several cricket statisticians were overwhelmed by the pyroclastic stats and preserved for eternity as they desperately sought shelter under piles of Wisdens. The three occasions in between were India's 17-over capitulation at Lord's in 1974 (all out 42), and the tit-for-tat skittlings of England by West Indies, and vice versa, in 1994 and 2004 (all out 46 and 47 respectively).

Quite what Vernon Philander thinks about Test cricket supposedly being the ultimate challenge is anyone's guess. (Apart from his. He, presumably, has no need to guess, and is well in the loop on that one.) He has only played in 14 Tests, and has already contributed to three sub-50 eviscerations (taking 5 for 17, 5 for 7 and 2 for 16). You could make a list of 50 great bowlers who have never even been involved in one. And the only other bowlers to have bowled in three sub-50 all-out totals are Steyn and Morkel. These are good times to be a South African bowler. (Other than when they were being horsed for back-to-back 500 scores in Australia in November, but, since they were the prelude to a series-winning blitz in Perth, the pain presumably wore off fairly swiftly.)

What can we conclude from this? That modern Test batsmanship has gone irreparably to seed due to the necessary impatience and unorthodoxies of T20, and that even slight awkwardness in conditions now prompts an almost medieval level of mayhem in the batting side? That the Steyn-Philander-Morkel-Kallis quadrident is historically unplayable in home conditions? That the international schedule and changing nature of the game leaves touring sides more unprepared than ever for unfamiliar conditions? Or that statistics occasionally throw up coincidences of little historical meaning? Or something else?

Feel free to answer as many or few of those questions as you wish, as loudly or as quietly as you see fit. I cannot provide a definitive answer, partly because it would require even more Statsguru scrabbling, partly because it is already well past my bedtime. I'm only 38; I need plenty of sleep or I am a nightmare in the mornings.

It is certainly true, however, that South Africa is currently the toughest place in the cricket world for visiting Test batsmen. Since the Proteas' readmission to the Test arena in 1992, away batsmen have averaged 24.8 in the Republic, the lowest such figure for any cricket nation, ahead of Australia (26.2), and Sri Lanka (27.1).

Since 2006, when Steyn made his breakthrough, and shortly before the Warne-McGrath era of Australia bowlsmanship came to its glorious, England-annihilating apotheosis, the gap has widened. Away batsmen have averaged 24.9 in Steyn-era South Africa, with the next-toughest hosts being Australia, England and Sri Lanka (all 28.7, 15% less difficult / wicketous / outsome / failurferous).

The gap is even more pronounced when only top-seven batsmen are counted - they average 28.8 in South Africa since 2006, making South Africa 18.5% tougher for visiting top-order batsmen than the next-hardest host, England (where top-seven visitors have averaged 34.2 in the same period), and 34.5% tougher than the rest of the world combined (excluding series in neutral venues, because they confuse poor little Statsguru, and because it is now even further past my bedtime).

Predictably and understandably, Pakistan were duly obliterated by South Africa's world-beating pacemen. You might not have predicted that they would be obliterated quite so obliteratively, but, given Pakistan's long-term struggles with the bat outside Asia, and given almost everyone's long-term struggles with the bat inside South Africa, even the most optimistic of Pakistan supporters would not have foreseen the home attack being carted to all corners of the Wanderers by a rampantly herculean Mohammad Hafeez or a boundary-blasting, fire-breathing Azhar Ali. Five of Pakistan's top seven had never played a Test in South Africa before. Hafeez had failed in their previous tour five years ago. Only Younis Khan had encountered even moderate success there with the bat, and then only at the second attempt, after a disappointing series in 2002-03.

More questions: 1. How were Pakistan's batsmen supposed to cope? 2. Where and when are today's international players supposed to learn the techniques that might enable them to succeed when playing away in different conditions? 3. Have the changing priorities and demands of the game left batsmen as a species unable to evolve to counteract new or unfamiliar threats?

(Answers to the microquiz: [1] They weren't. Far better and more experienced batting teams have struggled in South Africa in the past two decades, and decent swing generally causes major problems to all Test teams these days. High-class swing frequently brings about total carnage. [2] I don't know, but a couple of years playing overseas and avoiding learning to heave everything over midwicket might help. [3] Perhaps ‒ ask a real batsman, he'll know better than I.)

Even England, probably the best-resourced Test nation and with two coaches who were supreme players of the turning ball, took four Tests last winter to start to come to terms with spin, and they then needed a one-Test refresher course this winter to remind them. If you are all good, I'll try to find you some stats on whether away teams' batting performance has declined in recent years. Perhaps it is just that their failures are more extreme. There seem to be more megacollapses that there used to be. Which might be coincidence, and/or a concern. Or might not. Isn't life complicated?

And it is, I think, unarguable that Pakistan are currently even less well positioned to learn and adapt than other nations. Since their two-Test series in West Indies in May 2011, they have played just 12 Tests, and only one outside Asia - a one-off match in Zimbabwe 18 months ago. As preparation for facing Steyn, Philander and Morkel in South Africa, this schedule is about as useful as spending the year and a half before an expedition to the South Pole playing with a cuddly toy polar bear and occasionally standing near a fridge. So expecting them to pass what is currently the world's toughest batting examination, is as optimistic as Chris Martin buying a new tin of linseed oil for his bat, or Laika the space dog planning a Welcome Home party with her doggie friends before being blasted into space in 1957.

● Steyn, with another masterful display of fast-medium swing and unrelenting technical inquisition, became the 16th bowler to take ten wickets in a Test on five or more occasions, and the first to do so having made his debut in the 21st century. The list he joins, as you would expect, does not contain many rubbish bowlers. The previous pace bowlers to take five ten-fors have been Waqar Younis, Wasim Akram, Richard Hadlee, Imran Khan and Dennis Lillee, plus medium-pacers Alec Bedser, SF Barnes and George Lohmann. Not too many pie-chuckers in that list.

● Meaningless Stat of the Week: Pakistan dismal's first innings was the fifth time since the start of last year that a team has been bowled out for under 100. All of those five instances have occurred in either January or February. Only once in the previous ten years had a team been skittled for a two-figure score in a Test in the first two months of the year - England's heroically inept 51 all out in Jamaica in February 2009. The other 36 previous sub-100 humiliations had all happened in the last ten months of the year. Only four of the 67 all-out scores under 100 between 1985 and 2011 were scored in January or February. And that, friends, is the most pointless thing you will read this month. Even this early in the game, I am confident it cannot be overtaken.

Andy Zaltzman is a stand-up comedian, a regular on the BBC Radio 4, and a writer

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  • Ryan on February 12, 2013, 21:09 GMT

    @Tony You just conveniently ignored the fact that all batsmen have a significantly worse average in South Africa than any other place in the world since SA's readmission in 1992. (Read the article)

    That makes your stats completely meaningless

  • Jomesh George on February 12, 2013, 11:15 GMT

    It has become a tendancy to blame T20 for any bad things happened in cricket.But just check how much truth is there.For eg Pak test team is full of test match specialists with the likes of Taufeeq,Azhar Ali,Younis,Misbah and Asad Shafiq.But they couldn't apply themselves at SA.Same is the case for NZ.Actually most of the so called test specialists doesn't possess that much talent apart from blocking for some time.Examples are Paranavitana,Nick Compton,Brathwait.

  • piechucker on February 8, 2013, 0:33 GMT

    Do players still use linseed oil?

    Seriously, with the current trend of low scores in Test cricket can a sub 40 score be that far off?

    Anyhoo, I'm off to watch the Windies v Australia ODI at the SCG. Toodles!

  • acdc on February 7, 2013, 8:24 GMT

    @Greater than the Don Punter averages 45+ v/s South Africa. Kallis 40 v/s Warne/Mcgrath led attacks.Only Lara has better figures really. What do you mean that they escaped?

    I assume you are a blind 10dulka fan by your username.Some Sachin stats- avg. of 40.xx v/s Mcgrath/Warne led attacks. avg. of 40 v/s Pakistan avg. of 42 v/s SAfrica

  • Greater than the Don on February 6, 2013, 7:28 GMT

    Rahul Dravid will be missed in south africa? I don't think so. 29.11 average in 11 matches in south africa. If you look at last 3 series RD played in south africa, that number comes to 21.

    Similarly, against australia, here are Dravid's numbers.

    In 16 matches he averages 41.64. Even in australia, the one series Dravid played with mcgrath and warne in the bowling attack, guess his average? 93 runs in 6 innings. average = 15.5

    In his last 2 series in australia, RD averages 26.

    Dravid's abroad average is mostly built on dominating mediocre attacks in england, newzealand and west indies. During Dravid's era these bowling attacks were mediocre and nowhere close to Australia/South africa - who were the top 2 teams!

    I suspect a similar scenario for Kallis as well. I want to see his record against mcgrath/warne lead attacks. Him and ponting were lucky to have escaped the toughest of attacks of their own era.

  • Tony on February 6, 2013, 6:11 GMT

    Well, SA isn't the greatest bowling unit of last 10 years. England has reduced their opponents to 100 or less on 10 occasions, ( SL 6 times) compared to SA (only 5 times) despite Steyn and kallis has bowled in 9 of those 10 years. So Vernon is quite a significant piece of the SA puzzle.

    This sample size (36 occasions) is better indicator of bowling strength than ultra small sample size of just 4 occasions of below 50 scores.

    Now, the most pointless stats is,

    India is the only country in the last 10 years to reduce SA in SA to less than 100 in a game resulting in SA loosing the game. (Aussies did it once but they lost the game) That should speaks volumes of one odd failure than quite a few letters about the dominance of Indian bowling unit in the last decade.

  • RAVI TEJA MANDAPAKA on February 6, 2013, 2:50 GMT

    It's not that the quadrient bowling is unplayable at home but for that very fact that their balls stick to the line of wicket . As a bowler, I feel, its always possible to humiliate before a team reaches the century mark. After all, there's no single hundred made without the painstaking efforts of bowlers !

  • Jimmy on February 5, 2013, 22:29 GMT

    @Thuso. SA has always been the most difficult place for batsmen and most of the boundries are very short especially Kingsmead. Ironically, Kingsmead is probably the worst place for a batsman! Underscores the true greatness of Kallis who must regard Newlands, in particular, as his personal runs ATM machine!

  • David on February 5, 2013, 22:12 GMT

    The fact that South Africa is the most difficult country in which to score runs, & that this has increased over 20 years, places Kallis' batting achievements in a new light.

    Kallis has batted in 272 inns. Of those, 138 were in SA. Dravid played 14 more inngs & scored 183 more runs. Pointing played 15 more, &, scored 273 more runs. At his batting ave, Kallis should pass Dravid in 3.25 inns, & Ponting in 4.8 inns, 10 innings less than each.

    Tendulkar has played 48 inns more than Kallis, & scored 2540 more runs. At his average, Kallis would pass Tendulkar in 44 more innings, or 4 less than SRT.

    Kallis has more hundreds than Dravid & Ponting, & is 7 behind Tendulkar. He averages a ton every 6.18 innings, & Tedulkar 1 every 6.27 innings. At this ave, Kallis should reach SRT's record in 43.27 innings, but as he scored 7 centuries in his last 31 innings, or 1 each 4.42 innings, he could get there a lot sooner, half the time playing in the hardest place to bat.

    Hats off to King Kallis.

  • Puneet on February 5, 2013, 21:26 GMT

    Excellent article! No doubt that SA are at the peak of their prowess and Steyn is on his way to be recognized as one of the most devastating bowlers of all times. Great point on the effect of T20 on test batting skills, as MS Dhoni's men are learning the hard way undoubtedly (not that their T20 record is anything to be prod of). Yes, T20 brings in colour and money, but I so wish tests remained untouched by the technique spoiling blitzkrieg. You can see the likes of Akmal and Raina thrash Steyn in T20 but it's only tests that separate the men from the boys!

  • Ryan on February 12, 2013, 21:09 GMT

    @Tony You just conveniently ignored the fact that all batsmen have a significantly worse average in South Africa than any other place in the world since SA's readmission in 1992. (Read the article)

    That makes your stats completely meaningless

  • Jomesh George on February 12, 2013, 11:15 GMT

    It has become a tendancy to blame T20 for any bad things happened in cricket.But just check how much truth is there.For eg Pak test team is full of test match specialists with the likes of Taufeeq,Azhar Ali,Younis,Misbah and Asad Shafiq.But they couldn't apply themselves at SA.Same is the case for NZ.Actually most of the so called test specialists doesn't possess that much talent apart from blocking for some time.Examples are Paranavitana,Nick Compton,Brathwait.

  • piechucker on February 8, 2013, 0:33 GMT

    Do players still use linseed oil?

    Seriously, with the current trend of low scores in Test cricket can a sub 40 score be that far off?

    Anyhoo, I'm off to watch the Windies v Australia ODI at the SCG. Toodles!

  • acdc on February 7, 2013, 8:24 GMT

    @Greater than the Don Punter averages 45+ v/s South Africa. Kallis 40 v/s Warne/Mcgrath led attacks.Only Lara has better figures really. What do you mean that they escaped?

    I assume you are a blind 10dulka fan by your username.Some Sachin stats- avg. of 40.xx v/s Mcgrath/Warne led attacks. avg. of 40 v/s Pakistan avg. of 42 v/s SAfrica

  • Greater than the Don on February 6, 2013, 7:28 GMT

    Rahul Dravid will be missed in south africa? I don't think so. 29.11 average in 11 matches in south africa. If you look at last 3 series RD played in south africa, that number comes to 21.

    Similarly, against australia, here are Dravid's numbers.

    In 16 matches he averages 41.64. Even in australia, the one series Dravid played with mcgrath and warne in the bowling attack, guess his average? 93 runs in 6 innings. average = 15.5

    In his last 2 series in australia, RD averages 26.

    Dravid's abroad average is mostly built on dominating mediocre attacks in england, newzealand and west indies. During Dravid's era these bowling attacks were mediocre and nowhere close to Australia/South africa - who were the top 2 teams!

    I suspect a similar scenario for Kallis as well. I want to see his record against mcgrath/warne lead attacks. Him and ponting were lucky to have escaped the toughest of attacks of their own era.

  • Tony on February 6, 2013, 6:11 GMT

    Well, SA isn't the greatest bowling unit of last 10 years. England has reduced their opponents to 100 or less on 10 occasions, ( SL 6 times) compared to SA (only 5 times) despite Steyn and kallis has bowled in 9 of those 10 years. So Vernon is quite a significant piece of the SA puzzle.

    This sample size (36 occasions) is better indicator of bowling strength than ultra small sample size of just 4 occasions of below 50 scores.

    Now, the most pointless stats is,

    India is the only country in the last 10 years to reduce SA in SA to less than 100 in a game resulting in SA loosing the game. (Aussies did it once but they lost the game) That should speaks volumes of one odd failure than quite a few letters about the dominance of Indian bowling unit in the last decade.

  • RAVI TEJA MANDAPAKA on February 6, 2013, 2:50 GMT

    It's not that the quadrient bowling is unplayable at home but for that very fact that their balls stick to the line of wicket . As a bowler, I feel, its always possible to humiliate before a team reaches the century mark. After all, there's no single hundred made without the painstaking efforts of bowlers !

  • Jimmy on February 5, 2013, 22:29 GMT

    @Thuso. SA has always been the most difficult place for batsmen and most of the boundries are very short especially Kingsmead. Ironically, Kingsmead is probably the worst place for a batsman! Underscores the true greatness of Kallis who must regard Newlands, in particular, as his personal runs ATM machine!

  • David on February 5, 2013, 22:12 GMT

    The fact that South Africa is the most difficult country in which to score runs, & that this has increased over 20 years, places Kallis' batting achievements in a new light.

    Kallis has batted in 272 inns. Of those, 138 were in SA. Dravid played 14 more inngs & scored 183 more runs. Pointing played 15 more, &, scored 273 more runs. At his batting ave, Kallis should pass Dravid in 3.25 inns, & Ponting in 4.8 inns, 10 innings less than each.

    Tendulkar has played 48 inns more than Kallis, & scored 2540 more runs. At his average, Kallis would pass Tendulkar in 44 more innings, or 4 less than SRT.

    Kallis has more hundreds than Dravid & Ponting, & is 7 behind Tendulkar. He averages a ton every 6.18 innings, & Tedulkar 1 every 6.27 innings. At this ave, Kallis should reach SRT's record in 43.27 innings, but as he scored 7 centuries in his last 31 innings, or 1 each 4.42 innings, he could get there a lot sooner, half the time playing in the hardest place to bat.

    Hats off to King Kallis.

  • Puneet on February 5, 2013, 21:26 GMT

    Excellent article! No doubt that SA are at the peak of their prowess and Steyn is on his way to be recognized as one of the most devastating bowlers of all times. Great point on the effect of T20 on test batting skills, as MS Dhoni's men are learning the hard way undoubtedly (not that their T20 record is anything to be prod of). Yes, T20 brings in colour and money, but I so wish tests remained untouched by the technique spoiling blitzkrieg. You can see the likes of Akmal and Raina thrash Steyn in T20 but it's only tests that separate the men from the boys!

  • Mojo on February 5, 2013, 20:10 GMT

    The thing is Dale Steyn has a fantastic home and away bowling record.He has played 30 tests away from home,taken 140 wickets! Any right hand batsman from any era would have been vulnerable to him in helpful conditions. The problem is Steyn hoops the ball away late at pace and threatens the pads,stumps and outside edge.When he is on song there is no respite and in almost every series he has had a match winning match.

  • Farhan Ahmad on February 5, 2013, 19:53 GMT

    Really very good Analysis, not only technical point of view but also in the way it is described !

  • UBS on February 5, 2013, 19:00 GMT

    Batting friendly pitches are to be blamed for these kind of score. If Pakistan batted with baseball bat instead of circket bats they would have scored more runs because lets face it, they didn't have any clue where the ball was swinging, so atleast with baseball bats the fielder would also be clueless which would have gave them fair chance.

    South Africa batting lineup is 5.163 times better than Pakistan.(If you divide SA score with Pak's score you will get the figure) They declared on 275 and Pakistan only made 268, by that rate Srilankan record would have been broken.

  • John Phoenix on February 5, 2013, 17:29 GMT

    Great piece of article ! The conclusion is that the batsmen now days don't focus on the fundamentals. We might not get the next Tendulkar or the next Lara in near future but the worrying part is that there is a dearth of some proper batsmen like Dravid, Cook and Ponting. The art of classical test batting is declining fast and to an extent money in t20 is to blame for it but the main blame lies on the part of players and coaches who are not trying to hone the batting fundamentals and rather prefer to go to the gym to improve their blind hitting.

  • Raddy on February 5, 2013, 16:35 GMT

    you are not funny...just stop- your stuff is absolutely cringeworthy

  • Dirk on February 5, 2013, 15:09 GMT

    Hi, Thuso Ramoetelo - in answer to your question about how the Proteas (SA) play away from home. The Proteas have not lost a series away from home since 2006 - beating all the test nations away.

  • Atul Bhogle on February 5, 2013, 15:07 GMT

    Brilliant as always, Andy. Accurate analysis and stats all laced with the Andy brand of humour. Lovely read.

  • Jurie on February 5, 2013, 14:55 GMT

    Great piece, I especially liked the comment about Laika.

    Any chance you could rustle up some stats about bowling averages in overs 0 - 15 and 80 - 95, so with the new ball? I'd expect SA is miles ahead in those, but maybe not so flash in between.

  • Peter le Grange on February 5, 2013, 13:53 GMT

    is the Australian Kookaburra ball any softer than the Kookaburra Super Test that is used in SA? Forms of kookies used at all first class levels here

  • ken on February 5, 2013, 12:24 GMT

    I would love to have a crack at this South African attack... especially Styne! However, they all must bowl left handed. Then I will show them what Humiliation really is. These guys are first class, world class bullies... a bad example for youngsters watching the game. Have you ever seen the fire that puffs out or Styne's nose when he is running in? Man oh man I love it!

  • Nick Armstrong on February 5, 2013, 12:17 GMT

    A brilliant article - Thanks for a great, humorous, read! :)

    Go Proteas! :)

  • aliafghan on February 5, 2013, 12:13 GMT

    i think its because of the climate change phenomenon hehe

  • Morapeli Mokokomali on February 5, 2013, 11:37 GMT

    Brilliant again Andy. "this schedule is about as useful as spending the year and a half before an expedition to the South Pole playing with a cuddly toy polar bear and occasionally standing near a fridge." More ODI's mean less tests, I would not be surprised if subcontinent sides struggle in S.A. Sri Lanka being the best example(Recent pummelling by Baggy Greens). I hope Sri Lanka is learning the lesson here

  • A K on February 5, 2013, 11:32 GMT

    I think it's the Indian team who will feel the heat next year. I wonder how much a team of many captaincy-aspirants (Gautam, Viru, Virat) will be able to score. Last time when India visited RSA, the batting was resilient enough to earn 1-1 draw. Laxman's 96 at Durban, Sachin's century at CapeTown & Gautam's 90 in the same match were innings of high quality. And no Rahul Dravid means Steyn & Co can continue to lick their lips.

  • ntrav on February 5, 2013, 10:07 GMT

    Brilliant article, both humorous and stattastic!

  • Simon on February 5, 2013, 9:30 GMT

    Just touching on the difficulty of batting in South Africa, this makes Jacque Kallis' stats even more genuinely astounding. He averages almost 60 playing in statistically the most difficult country for batting in the world.

  • Neuen on February 5, 2013, 7:38 GMT

    Andy the answer you looking for ia basically the new ball. If you do not see it off or do not have many on the board before the 2nd new one comes its game over.

    In Australia the softer Koookaburra gets old very quickly hence in the 3rd they knocked the laces of it and gave them lots of time to score a lot of runs before the new one arrives.

  • Paul on February 5, 2013, 7:30 GMT

    " ... as optimistic as Chris Martin buying a new tin of linseed oil for his bat"

    Hahahaha

    That is all

  • Thuso Ramoetelo on February 5, 2013, 7:27 GMT

    Great piece, didn't realise that it was so difficult to bat in South Africa. A nice follow-up piece would probably be to see how the Sarfers do at home and away from, that'd be interesting. And it also appears that folks have found batting in Bangladesh(not a surprise) and Pakistan(quite a surprise) a lot less daunting. The "meaningless stat of the week" was just brilliant and totally useless, hahaha, loved it! Thanks for the brilliant article(it has nothing to do with me being a South African).

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  • Thuso Ramoetelo on February 5, 2013, 7:27 GMT

    Great piece, didn't realise that it was so difficult to bat in South Africa. A nice follow-up piece would probably be to see how the Sarfers do at home and away from, that'd be interesting. And it also appears that folks have found batting in Bangladesh(not a surprise) and Pakistan(quite a surprise) a lot less daunting. The "meaningless stat of the week" was just brilliant and totally useless, hahaha, loved it! Thanks for the brilliant article(it has nothing to do with me being a South African).

  • Paul on February 5, 2013, 7:30 GMT

    " ... as optimistic as Chris Martin buying a new tin of linseed oil for his bat"

    Hahahaha

    That is all

  • Neuen on February 5, 2013, 7:38 GMT

    Andy the answer you looking for ia basically the new ball. If you do not see it off or do not have many on the board before the 2nd new one comes its game over.

    In Australia the softer Koookaburra gets old very quickly hence in the 3rd they knocked the laces of it and gave them lots of time to score a lot of runs before the new one arrives.

  • Simon on February 5, 2013, 9:30 GMT

    Just touching on the difficulty of batting in South Africa, this makes Jacque Kallis' stats even more genuinely astounding. He averages almost 60 playing in statistically the most difficult country for batting in the world.

  • ntrav on February 5, 2013, 10:07 GMT

    Brilliant article, both humorous and stattastic!

  • A K on February 5, 2013, 11:32 GMT

    I think it's the Indian team who will feel the heat next year. I wonder how much a team of many captaincy-aspirants (Gautam, Viru, Virat) will be able to score. Last time when India visited RSA, the batting was resilient enough to earn 1-1 draw. Laxman's 96 at Durban, Sachin's century at CapeTown & Gautam's 90 in the same match were innings of high quality. And no Rahul Dravid means Steyn & Co can continue to lick their lips.

  • Morapeli Mokokomali on February 5, 2013, 11:37 GMT

    Brilliant again Andy. "this schedule is about as useful as spending the year and a half before an expedition to the South Pole playing with a cuddly toy polar bear and occasionally standing near a fridge." More ODI's mean less tests, I would not be surprised if subcontinent sides struggle in S.A. Sri Lanka being the best example(Recent pummelling by Baggy Greens). I hope Sri Lanka is learning the lesson here

  • aliafghan on February 5, 2013, 12:13 GMT

    i think its because of the climate change phenomenon hehe

  • Nick Armstrong on February 5, 2013, 12:17 GMT

    A brilliant article - Thanks for a great, humorous, read! :)

    Go Proteas! :)

  • ken on February 5, 2013, 12:24 GMT

    I would love to have a crack at this South African attack... especially Styne! However, they all must bowl left handed. Then I will show them what Humiliation really is. These guys are first class, world class bullies... a bad example for youngsters watching the game. Have you ever seen the fire that puffs out or Styne's nose when he is running in? Man oh man I love it!