February 5, 2013

Pakistan in South Africa 2012-13

What sub-50 innings scores teach us

Andy Zaltzman
Brendon McCullum is bowled, South Africa v New Zealand, 1st Test, Cape Town, 1st day, January 2, 2013
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Another month, another opponent skittled for under 50 by South Africa. At the start of January, Dale Steyn, Vernon Philander and Morne Morkel powerskittled New Zealand for 45. At the start of February, with the assistance of Jacques Kallis, they macerated Pakistan for 49. When you add in the disembowelment of Australia for 47 in November 2011, South Africa have now dismissed their opponents without even allowing them the token applause for reaching 50 on three occasions in their past 17 Tests and 32 innings.

That is the same number of times as the entire planet managed to bowl out an opposition for under 49 in the 1560 Test matches played, and 5659 innings bowled, between June 1958, when Jim Laker and Tony Lock humiliated New Zealand at Lord's, and that eye-popping showdown between the Proteas and the Baggy Greens at Newlands 15 months ago, a statistical volcano that Vesuviused extraordinary numbers out so fast that several cricket statisticians were overwhelmed by the pyroclastic stats and preserved for eternity as they desperately sought shelter under piles of Wisdens. The three occasions in between were India's 17-over capitulation at Lord's in 1974 (all out 42), and the tit-for-tat skittlings of England by West Indies, and vice versa, in 1994 and 2004 (all out 46 and 47 respectively).

Quite what Vernon Philander thinks about Test cricket supposedly being the ultimate challenge is anyone's guess. (Apart from his. He, presumably, has no need to guess, and is well in the loop on that one.) He has only played in 14 Tests, and has already contributed to three sub-50 eviscerations (taking 5 for 17, 5 for 7 and 2 for 16). You could make a list of 50 great bowlers who have never even been involved in one. And the only other bowlers to have bowled in three sub-50 all-out totals are Steyn and Morkel. These are good times to be a South African bowler. (Other than when they were being horsed for back-to-back 500 scores in Australia in November, but, since they were the prelude to a series-winning blitz in Perth, the pain presumably wore off fairly swiftly.)

What can we conclude from this? That modern Test batsmanship has gone irreparably to seed due to the necessary impatience and unorthodoxies of T20, and that even slight awkwardness in conditions now prompts an almost medieval level of mayhem in the batting side? That the Steyn-Philander-Morkel-Kallis quadrident is historically unplayable in home conditions? That the international schedule and changing nature of the game leaves touring sides more unprepared than ever for unfamiliar conditions? Or that statistics occasionally throw up coincidences of little historical meaning? Or something else?

Feel free to answer as many or few of those questions as you wish, as loudly or as quietly as you see fit. I cannot provide a definitive answer, partly because it would require even more Statsguru scrabbling, partly because it is already well past my bedtime. I'm only 38; I need plenty of sleep or I am a nightmare in the mornings.

It is certainly true, however, that South Africa is currently the toughest place in the cricket world for visiting Test batsmen. Since the Proteas' readmission to the Test arena in 1992, away batsmen have averaged 24.8 in the Republic, the lowest such figure for any cricket nation, ahead of Australia (26.2), and Sri Lanka (27.1).

Since 2006, when Steyn made his breakthrough, and shortly before the Warne-McGrath era of Australia bowlsmanship came to its glorious, England-annihilating apotheosis, the gap has widened. Away batsmen have averaged 24.9 in Steyn-era South Africa, with the next-toughest hosts being Australia, England and Sri Lanka (all 28.7, 15% less difficult / wicketous / outsome / failurferous).

The gap is even more pronounced when only top-seven batsmen are counted - they average 28.8 in South Africa since 2006, making South Africa 18.5% tougher for visiting top-order batsmen than the next-hardest host, England (where top-seven visitors have averaged 34.2 in the same period), and 34.5% tougher than the rest of the world combined (excluding series in neutral venues, because they confuse poor little Statsguru, and because it is now even further past my bedtime).

Predictably and understandably, Pakistan were duly obliterated by South Africa's world-beating pacemen. You might not have predicted that they would be obliterated quite so obliteratively, but, given Pakistan's long-term struggles with the bat outside Asia, and given almost everyone's long-term struggles with the bat inside South Africa, even the most optimistic of Pakistan supporters would not have foreseen the home attack being carted to all corners of the Wanderers by a rampantly herculean Mohammad Hafeez or a boundary-blasting, fire-breathing Azhar Ali. Five of Pakistan's top seven had never played a Test in South Africa before. Hafeez had failed in their previous tour five years ago. Only Younis Khan had encountered even moderate success there with the bat, and then only at the second attempt, after a disappointing series in 2002-03.

More questions: 1. How were Pakistan's batsmen supposed to cope? 2. Where and when are today's international players supposed to learn the techniques that might enable them to succeed when playing away in different conditions? 3. Have the changing priorities and demands of the game left batsmen as a species unable to evolve to counteract new or unfamiliar threats?

(Answers to the microquiz: [1] They weren't. Far better and more experienced batting teams have struggled in South Africa in the past two decades, and decent swing generally causes major problems to all Test teams these days. High-class swing frequently brings about total carnage. [2] I don't know, but a couple of years playing overseas and avoiding learning to heave everything over midwicket might help. [3] Perhaps ‒ ask a real batsman, he'll know better than I.)

Even England, probably the best-resourced Test nation and with two coaches who were supreme players of the turning ball, took four Tests last winter to start to come to terms with spin, and they then needed a one-Test refresher course this winter to remind them. If you are all good, I'll try to find you some stats on whether away teams' batting performance has declined in recent years. Perhaps it is just that their failures are more extreme. There seem to be more megacollapses that there used to be. Which might be coincidence, and/or a concern. Or might not. Isn't life complicated?

And it is, I think, unarguable that Pakistan are currently even less well positioned to learn and adapt than other nations. Since their two-Test series in West Indies in May 2011, they have played just 12 Tests, and only one outside Asia - a one-off match in Zimbabwe 18 months ago. As preparation for facing Steyn, Philander and Morkel in South Africa, this schedule is about as useful as spending the year and a half before an expedition to the South Pole playing with a cuddly toy polar bear and occasionally standing near a fridge. So expecting them to pass what is currently the world's toughest batting examination, is as optimistic as Chris Martin buying a new tin of linseed oil for his bat, or Laika the space dog planning a Welcome Home party with her doggie friends before being blasted into space in 1957.

● Steyn, with another masterful display of fast-medium swing and unrelenting technical inquisition, became the 16th bowler to take ten wickets in a Test on five or more occasions, and the first to do so having made his debut in the 21st century. The list he joins, as you would expect, does not contain many rubbish bowlers. The previous pace bowlers to take five ten-fors have been Waqar Younis, Wasim Akram, Richard Hadlee, Imran Khan and Dennis Lillee, plus medium-pacers Alec Bedser, SF Barnes and George Lohmann. Not too many pie-chuckers in that list.

● Meaningless Stat of the Week: Pakistan dismal's first innings was the fifth time since the start of last year that a team has been bowled out for under 100. All of those five instances have occurred in either January or February. Only once in the previous ten years had a team been skittled for a two-figure score in a Test in the first two months of the year - England's heroically inept 51 all out in Jamaica in February 2009. The other 36 previous sub-100 humiliations had all happened in the last ten months of the year. Only four of the 67 all-out scores under 100 between 1985 and 2011 were scored in January or February. And that, friends, is the most pointless thing you will read this month. Even this early in the game, I am confident it cannot be overtaken.

Andy Zaltzman is a stand-up comedian, a regular on the BBC Radio 4, and a writer

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Posted by Ryan on (February 12, 2013, 21:09 GMT)

@Tony You just conveniently ignored the fact that all batsmen have a significantly worse average in South Africa than any other place in the world since SA's readmission in 1992. (Read the article)

That makes your stats completely meaningless

Posted by Jomesh George on (February 12, 2013, 11:15 GMT)

It has become a tendancy to blame T20 for any bad things happened in cricket.But just check how much truth is there.For eg Pak test team is full of test match specialists with the likes of Taufeeq,Azhar Ali,Younis,Misbah and Asad Shafiq.But they couldn't apply themselves at SA.Same is the case for NZ.Actually most of the so called test specialists doesn't possess that much talent apart from blocking for some time.Examples are Paranavitana,Nick Compton,Brathwait.

Posted by piechucker on (February 8, 2013, 0:33 GMT)

Do players still use linseed oil?

Seriously, with the current trend of low scores in Test cricket can a sub 40 score be that far off?

Anyhoo, I'm off to watch the Windies v Australia ODI at the SCG. Toodles!

Posted by acdc on (February 7, 2013, 8:24 GMT)

@Greater than the Don Punter averages 45+ v/s South Africa. Kallis 40 v/s Warne/Mcgrath led attacks.Only Lara has better figures really. What do you mean that they escaped?

I assume you are a blind 10dulka fan by your username.Some Sachin stats- avg. of 40.xx v/s Mcgrath/Warne led attacks. avg. of 40 v/s Pakistan avg. of 42 v/s SAfrica

Posted by Greater than the Don on (February 6, 2013, 7:28 GMT)

Rahul Dravid will be missed in south africa? I don't think so. 29.11 average in 11 matches in south africa. If you look at last 3 series RD played in south africa, that number comes to 21.

Similarly, against australia, here are Dravid's numbers.

In 16 matches he averages 41.64. Even in australia, the one series Dravid played with mcgrath and warne in the bowling attack, guess his average? 93 runs in 6 innings. average = 15.5

In his last 2 series in australia, RD averages 26.

Dravid's abroad average is mostly built on dominating mediocre attacks in england, newzealand and west indies. During Dravid's era these bowling attacks were mediocre and nowhere close to Australia/South africa - who were the top 2 teams!

I suspect a similar scenario for Kallis as well. I want to see his record against mcgrath/warne lead attacks. Him and ponting were lucky to have escaped the toughest of attacks of their own era.

Posted by Tony on (February 6, 2013, 6:11 GMT)

Well, SA isn't the greatest bowling unit of last 10 years. England has reduced their opponents to 100 or less on 10 occasions, ( SL 6 times) compared to SA (only 5 times) despite Steyn and kallis has bowled in 9 of those 10 years. So Vernon is quite a significant piece of the SA puzzle.

This sample size (36 occasions) is better indicator of bowling strength than ultra small sample size of just 4 occasions of below 50 scores.

Now, the most pointless stats is,

India is the only country in the last 10 years to reduce SA in SA to less than 100 in a game resulting in SA loosing the game. (Aussies did it once but they lost the game) That should speaks volumes of one odd failure than quite a few letters about the dominance of Indian bowling unit in the last decade.

Posted by RAVI TEJA MANDAPAKA on (February 6, 2013, 2:50 GMT)

It's not that the quadrient bowling is unplayable at home but for that very fact that their balls stick to the line of wicket . As a bowler, I feel, its always possible to humiliate before a team reaches the century mark. After all, there's no single hundred made without the painstaking efforts of bowlers !

Posted by Jimmy on (February 5, 2013, 22:29 GMT)

@Thuso. SA has always been the most difficult place for batsmen and most of the boundries are very short especially Kingsmead. Ironically, Kingsmead is probably the worst place for a batsman! Underscores the true greatness of Kallis who must regard Newlands, in particular, as his personal runs ATM machine!

Posted by David on (February 5, 2013, 22:12 GMT)

The fact that South Africa is the most difficult country in which to score runs, & that this has increased over 20 years, places Kallis' batting achievements in a new light.

Kallis has batted in 272 inns. Of those, 138 were in SA. Dravid played 14 more inngs & scored 183 more runs. Pointing played 15 more, &, scored 273 more runs. At his batting ave, Kallis should pass Dravid in 3.25 inns, & Ponting in 4.8 inns, 10 innings less than each.

Tendulkar has played 48 inns more than Kallis, & scored 2540 more runs. At his average, Kallis would pass Tendulkar in 44 more innings, or 4 less than SRT.

Kallis has more hundreds than Dravid & Ponting, & is 7 behind Tendulkar. He averages a ton every 6.18 innings, & Tedulkar 1 every 6.27 innings. At this ave, Kallis should reach SRT's record in 43.27 innings, but as he scored 7 centuries in his last 31 innings, or 1 each 4.42 innings, he could get there a lot sooner, half the time playing in the hardest place to bat.

Hats off to King Kallis.

Posted by Puneet on (February 5, 2013, 21:26 GMT)

Excellent article! No doubt that SA are at the peak of their prowess and Steyn is on his way to be recognized as one of the most devastating bowlers of all times. Great point on the effect of T20 on test batting skills, as MS Dhoni's men are learning the hard way undoubtedly (not that their T20 record is anything to be prod of). Yes, T20 brings in colour and money, but I so wish tests remained untouched by the technique spoiling blitzkrieg. You can see the likes of Akmal and Raina thrash Steyn in T20 but it's only tests that separate the men from the boys!

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Andy Zaltzman
Andy Zaltzman was born in obscurity in 1974. He has been a sporadically-acclaimed stand-up comedian since 1999, and has appeared regularly on BBC Radio 4. He is currently one half of TimesOnline's hit satirical podcast The Bugle, alongside John Oliver. Zaltzman's love of cricket outshone his aptitude for the game by a humiliating margin. He once scored 6 in 75 minutes in an Under-15 match, and failed to hit a six between the ages of 9 and 23. He would have been ideally suited to Tests, had not a congenital defect left him unable to play the game to anything above genuine village standard. He writes the Confectionery Stall blog on Cricinfo.

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