Matt Prior's injured.
Scott Styris has a fairly hideous injury at the moment.
Albie Morkel's got an idea for a TV programme.
Simon Jones has been relying on UK breakfast TV programme Daybreak instead of his watch. Fortunately, he quickly deduced that something was awry.
Manoj Tiwary has a vision.
Manoj has a measurement.
James Taylor had second thoughts about a moment of generosity.
David Lloyd was unimpressed with the standards of fielding in the stands at a recent Twenty20 match.
Ramnaresh Sarwan's been stepping outside his comfort zone.
Graeme Swann was in charge of dinner.
Could Lonwabo Tsotsobe become the next Shaun Pollock? What is it with South African bowlers and trite philosophy?
Another week without updates from Sachin Tendulkar. Maybe he's making a subtle and post-modern comment on the godlessness of the modern world.
"Real shame about the game today, sat at nandos now hatching plans for this afternoon. Hmm"
@finnysteve (Steven Finn)
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