'Shall I have my sausages now or wait until morning?'
Desperate questions are posed in this week's Twitter round-up

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Ramnaresh Sarwan has been relaxing.
@ronniesarwan
Brad Hogg's developed an eating disorder.
Shaun Marsh has spotted another Brad Hogg dining irregularity.
Jimmy Anderson's keeping himself limber.
Thirty-seven-year-old Gary Keedy is leaving for Surrey after 15 years at Lancashire. This appears to have dealt a major blow to the social life of the equally middle-aged Glen Chapple.
@chappie03
David Warner's pleading poverty.
Kevin Pietersen's travelling.
After inadvertently revealing a plot point from Taken 2, which he reviewed last week ("very decent"), Stuart Broad took it upon himself to spoil a number of other films as well.
Graham Onions is in a quandary.
Vernon Philander's keeping upbeat.
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