The ground with a hole
Steven Lynch checks out the new-look Melbourne Cricket Ground
Roving Reporter by Steven Lynch in Melbourne
06-Feb-2004
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The view from the members stand at the MCG before the demolition work began © Getty Images |
The last time I'd watched India play Australia, in a one-dayer at the
Wankhede Stadium in November, the din when Sachin Tendulkar, the local
hero, came out to bat made the lights in the Mumbai press-box flicker and
threatened to bring the pavilion down.
At the Melbourne Cricket Ground something has brought the pavilion
down - but it was builders' swinging demolition balls rather than anybody's
swinging bats. As the MCG gears up for the 2006 Commonwealth Games the
quaint old pavilion, with its dress code, monogrammed carpets, and "Bourke
Street" - a photograph-lined treasure-trove of a corridor - has bitten the
dust, and another huge stand is to replace it.
The press-box was semi-subterranean before - from the third row you
couldn't see any sky, thanks to the towering Great Southern Stand opposite
- but now, with the pavilion gone, it offers surprising vistas over towards
the skyscrapers and hotels of central Melbourne. You can even glimpse the
freeloaders, wandering over the bridge that connects the ground to the
tennis centre which just staged the Australian Open, stopping to take in a
bit of the cricket action.
The ground now resembles a doughnut with a hefty bite chomped out of one
side. When the bowling was from the Southern end, the bowlers - early on it
was Jason Gillespie and Ian Harvey, the hairiest pair of speedsters since
Lillee and Thommo - operated against a backdrop of steep seats (at steepish
prices). But when the bowling was from the ex-pavilion end it was as if the
series was sponsored by Bob the Builder.
A slightly disappointing Melbourne crowd (a few locals have been grumbling
that the match wasn't being played at the weekend) watched a slightly
disappointing Indian batting performance. When those bustling batalikes,
Tendulkar and Sehwag, strolled out, it seemed to be game on: but once they
were blown away by the Aussie pacemen, there was too much for this season's
heroes VVS Laxman and Rahul Dravid to do.
Over to midwicket on one side was a phalanx of yellow-shirted Aussie fans,
who outnumbered a band of Indians in identical blue sunhats. "Brett is
back," proclaimed one of the yellow-shirts' posters, and he was right. Lee,
fresh from some well-publicised advice from Dennis Lillee, motored in from
the ex-pavilion end, kept himself knuckle-scrapingly close to the stumps,
and fired down a testing series of short ones. If he had been away, Lee
really was back now.
Meanwhile, back in the crowd, the odd displaced Melbourne Cricket Club
member was wandering around the Olympic Stand, which adjoins the expanse of
sand where the pavilion once was. "I've seen the plans and it'll be nice
when it's finished," he said of the site. "The new long room is a big tall
thing like an atrium, very airy. But it's annoying that they couldn't find
room for a couple of squash courts in there - it's a huge area, and there's
even going to be an underground car-park, but they're making us go
somewhere else to play squash." So you can't please everyone (there was a
similar outcry a few years ago when the bowling greens near the main
entrance were replaced by practice nets for the cricketers).
Even the press, in the old box for the last time, are looking forward to
moving. The new box is higher up, and more directly behind the bowler's
arm. It probably won't stop the complaints (today, sacrilegiously, the pies
were cold!) but it should keep them down a bit.
Steven Lynch is editor of Wisden Cricinfo.