'Feels good to wake up sober for once'

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I thought they drilled it, not shot it?

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When did you last see Kemar Roach?

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The invasion of privacy

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Because as we learned last time around, he only changes them once every four days.

The dexterity

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You're hitting the mouth then? You're not just shovelling everything to leg, like you usually do?

Tino Best's Modesty Corner
This is a rare feature these days on account of the fact that 99% of Tino's Twitter output is accounted for by retweets of inspirational quotes aimed at athletes. It's like he doesn't read anything else.

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At least we all know where we stand.

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This is because he now shares all of the important details of his life via Twitter.

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That is weird. Enthusiasm for breakfast is so, so weird.

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But apparently they approach him.

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What's your philosophy?
We haven't heard from Shaun Pollock in a long time. Has he finally run out of trite sayings?

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That would be a no.

And what's your philosophy?
But just the one philosophical tweet? Step aside, Shaun.

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Nando's Watch
There were a few complaints that this feature was omitted last time around. Clearly there's great concern that the world's favourite cricketer-friendly restaurant chain might be falling on hard times.

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Don't worry, it's not.

Jet-lag Watch
Somewhere in the world, there is always a cricketer complaining about jet-lag. Or complaining even before that.

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