Christian Ryan
Writer based in Melbourne. Author of Golden Boy: Kim Hughes and the Bad Old Days of Australian Cricket

That man's on the TV again

Television defines Ricky Ponting, but the more we see him on it, the less we know

Christian Ryan

February 23, 2012

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Ricky Ponting at a press conference a day after he was dropped from Australia's ODI team, SCG, Sydney, February 21, 2012
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Ricky Ponting called a press conference on Tuesday because he wanted a "bit of closure". Others seeking closure might take to drink or to walking the dog round and round the block. To us a press conference seems weird.

It's normal to someone living the non-normal life of extreme celebrity. Michael Jackson signed his first Steeltown Records deal aged nine. Ponting struck his first Kookaburra bat contract at 12. Don't stop 'til you get enough has become a mantra-verging-on-crusade for Ponting, now 37. For half those years the big and little developments in his life and career have been accompanied by press conferences.

Get picked in the team. Hold a press conference. Get drunk and king-hit in the Bourbon & Beefsteak Bar and endanger spot in the team. Hold a press conference. So after Monday, when he was dropped from the one-day side, Tuesday's press conference felt like second nature. No opening statement began proceedings. Instead a journalist, Ken from Channel 9, was asked to ask a question. Ponting said he holds no bitterness and he absolutely understands the selectors' viewpoint and he's not retiring. "I still don't see a finish line." Seventeen minutes of this flew by before another journalist, Jim from Channel 7, said: so why hold a press conference? Ponting wanted people to know his feelings and plans, he explained. And he wanted that "bit of closure".

Earlier it had occurred to him, perhaps in front of the mirror - for he arrived fresh-shaved, his hair waxed (or gelled) slick, wearing a white shirt (white makes his sun-browned arms and face glow handsome) buttoned high - that anticlimax lay in store and some press conference-goers and watchers might be miffed. After all, four TV channels were going live to air with this presser. By the time he mentioned his "bit of closure", two of the more ratings-obsessed channels - miffed, as envisaged - had already broken back to regular programming.

That it took 17 minutes for a journalist to voice the blowfly-in-our-faces question - why have you asked us here? - might seem odd. It isn't. Cricket press conferences are exercises in loosely structured idiocy. Non-specialist reporters do a lot of the asking. Their questions come wrapped in cliché and are faithful approximations of the pre-hatched "angles" devised by or for the numpties back in the office. More artful writers keep mouths mostly shut and their own angles private. Often they skip the press conference. Or they'll go to discern a game's trajectory - something (and nothing) can be gained from peering at Ponting's grizzled features on day one, then again on the third evening - or to spy a glimmer of the human behind the cricketer. The players' managers are awake to this. They school their stars to rebut cliché with cliché. A walls-closing-in anteroom of anti-thinking - that's what we're left squirming in.

It is possible Ponting likes these press conferences. Just as plausibly, he doesn't know enough to know if he likes them or not, because he's known nothing else.

After the September 11 attacks and killings of 2001, American historian Edward Linenthal wrote: "I never, ever will use the word 'closure' again, except to talk about it in angry ways, because there is no such thing. I think it's a horrific pop-psychology term. There are events to be endured, not resolved…"

 
 
It is possible Ponting likes these press conferences. Just as plausibly, he doesn't know enough to know if he likes them or not, because he's known nothing else
 

Will Ponting be feeling closure today? Quite likely: yes. A pro sportsman, especially a batsman, for whom one mistake and you're dust is the law, strains to cotton-wool anxieties, muffle them, keep himself uncluttered. Maybe it is not "closure" Ponting is experiencing - more, "suspended remorse". It might catch up with him one day. When Ponting was 14 and in Launceston, radio commentator Neville Oliver told a local Examiner reporter he knew of this super-powered 14-year-old - "but don't write anything about him yet, it's too much pressure". The real pressure might hit Ponting the day that he no longer can call press conferences.

For now, TV is what he knows and TV is how we know him. Our children's children will learn of Ponting the same way, via internet footage. Once, cricket-doting boys read of men like Trumper's faraway deeds in long-ago books. Where the sentences stopped, imagination kicked in. Modern cricket publishing being what it is, there are ten Ponting books and none sketch stirring word pictures. But there is YouTube.

No one knows which way internet copyright restrictions will lead us. Space, though, is unlimited. The general drift seems clear: more, more, more.

To be found on YouTube are two Ponting moments that define him for me: young and goateed, at the Gabba, hooking Walsh and Ambrose off his rib cage; then older, in Cardiff, sticking with his spinner Hauritz and part-timer North in a sun-sinking half-hour that blew the 2009 Ashes. They define him because they are defining. Here is the batsman he would become, and the captain he painfully was.

But YouTube has no section marked "defining", and none marked "tat", just a flickering haze of Ponting sixes and fours and bats raised at crowds and kisses blown to Rianna. If we see a boat-builder's boats sail smoothly cross choppy seas, do we kid ourselves we know the boat-builder?

The more our eyes have to look at, the less we use imagination, and the littler it is that we know.

We don't know Ricky, any more than he knows us, the millions he invited to sit in on his psychologist's appointment last Tuesday.

Christian Ryan is a writer based in Melbourne. He is the author of Golden Boy: Kim Hughes and the Bad Old Days of Australian Cricket and, most recently Australia: Story of a Cricket Country

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Posted by   on (February 25, 2012, 23:19 GMT)

Ponting can call a media conference any time he likes, Christian. You can't get inside the man's head to work out what he thinks so why bother trying to figure out why he held the press conference?

Just appreciate the impact Ponting has had on the world stage for all those years and focus on the big picture! That's all you need to do.

Posted by Ian_Mac on (February 25, 2012, 4:01 GMT)

- - - - AGREE 100% THE FOLLOWING - - - - Posted by SomeCents on (February 23 2012, 15:08 PM GMT)

Excellent piece. Very honest take. Frankly, Ponting's not the brightest kid on the block. My defining moment of Ponting is him screaming at the umpire for a catch against India when he grounded the ball. It's Ponting's leadership that took Australia back to the pac

Posted by rishivaca on (February 24, 2012, 17:32 GMT)

Of all the current writers on Cricinfo - ex-players and pundits included, I think Siddharth Monga and Christian Ryan are the two most enjoyable. Fresh perspectives, original thinking, respectful yet honest analyses, a beautiful turn of phrase. Hats off, Christian for another excellent and insightful piece.

Posted by Valerio_DiBattista on (February 24, 2012, 2:28 GMT)

Excellent article Christian. I can't really understand the need for a press conference to announce that you are going to continue playing. Just make a comment to the media, that will cover it off. It is hardly a news worthy event. It highlights how desperate the media and the public are for continual updates on mundane matters. Unfortunately in these days where the players are larger than the game, we have to endure players retiring from different forms of cricket and continuing to play on in others. It is excruciatingly boring. It may be important to the player himself, that's fine, but really it is not worthy of news. And equally interestingly, the more press coverage we get, the less we know. Really mind-numbing rubbish at these conferences. It would be great if we actually learnt something interesting or heard something funny or picked up an insight here or there. A complete waste of time. Ho-hum-dee-ho.

Posted by   on (February 24, 2012, 2:12 GMT)

You Are Awesome....I respect you as I respect some of my nation's great...Legend who hate defeats....All the Best for ur future,ur family....God Bless

Posted by Mitcher on (February 24, 2012, 2:04 GMT)

@Christian Ryan: Just so we're clear, that's not hair that was gelled. At least not Punter's. Shane Warne might be able to tell us exactly what it is.

Posted by Gizza on (February 24, 2012, 0:56 GMT)

@donda, actually India respect their legends too much. The genuine supporters should give most respect to the team then to the players. And the players themselves should start respecting their team which they don't in India otherwise quite a few of the older legends should have already retired from at least some forms of the game if not all of them. At the end of the day, it is the team and fans that suffer when players arrogantly put themselves above the team. Luckily for Australia's sake, they don't have that.

Posted by kayarr on (February 23, 2012, 19:50 GMT)

Come on people show your appreciation for the legend. Just 5 comments doesn't do justice to this all time great. BTW I'm Indian.

Posted by HLANGL on (February 23, 2012, 19:04 GMT)

Austrailia will never be the same again without the likes of Ponting, Gilchrist, Hayden, Langer, Martyn, Slater, Warne, McGrath, MacGill, etc.. Only Michael Hussey & Brett Lee are now left from their champion side which had been an absolute joy to watch for more than a decade. Ponting has been quite unceremoniously dropped from ODIs without at least waiting untill the end of this CB series which should have been the bare minimum. Lee is no longer playing tests. This Austrailian side will be only a shadow once Ponting, Hussey & Lee retire from all forms of the game. They still have a few decent bowlers, true, still I feel they'd be quite vulnerable in their batting in near future.

Posted by HLANGL on (February 23, 2012, 19:02 GMT)

Austrailia will never be the same again without the likes of Ponting, Gilchrist, Hayden, Langer, Martyn, Slater, Warne, McGrath, MacGill, etc.. Only Michael Hussey & Brett Lee are now left from their champion side which had been an absolute joy to watch for more than a decade. Ponting has been quite unceremoniously dropped from ODIs without at least waiting untill this CB series which should have been the bare minimum. Lee is no longer playing tests. This Austrailian side will be only a shadow once Ponting, Hussey & Lee retire from all forms of the game. They still have a few decent bowlers, true, still I feel they'd be quite vulnerable in their batting in near future.

Posted by Aussasinator on (February 23, 2012, 16:48 GMT)

Excellent piece. Very enjoyable reading.

Posted by SomeCents on (February 23, 2012, 15:08 GMT)

Excellent piece. Very honest take. Frankly, Ponting's not the brightest kid on the block. My defining moment of Ponting is him screaming at the umpire for a catch against India when he grounded the ball. It's Ponting's leadership that took Australia back to the pack.

Posted by   on (February 23, 2012, 9:48 GMT)

Last bit is just too good..........We don't know Ricky, any more than he knows us, the millions he invited to sit in on his psychologist's appointment last Tuesday.

Posted by ygkd on (February 23, 2012, 7:31 GMT)

"For a batsman one mistake and you're dust is the law". Nice line, but you've obviously never seen Shaun Marsh make runs! For some, riding oodles of luck while it lasts, their end comes like it so commonly does in baseball - it's the third major slip-up that gets them. Seriously, as much as I don't rate the bloke groomed as Ponting's No 3 successor, I'd rather watch S. Marsh bat than a cricketer's press conference. Why? Because these press "conferences", or at least Australian ones, usually confer nothing but excruciatingly painful non-communication, thankfully unlike this author's articles.

Posted by donda on (February 23, 2012, 5:00 GMT)

So you drop the 2nd best ODI batsman of all time and you expect him to go away without telling his side of story and feeling. He is a legend and deserve better treatment. I think he deserves a fair well ODI too.

If you don't give respect to your legends they will not born in your country.

Especially for India where legends have no respect these days. Look at your history india (draw test masters), you were never ever closed to be in top 5 test team in past but for whole two years india stayed at top of the world in test but still dis respecting those players. So sad.

Do not disrespect your legends , give them due respect people.

Posted by unregisteredalien on (February 23, 2012, 4:52 GMT)

Back on form! Thanks for an enjoyable piece. Rather more diplomatic and intellectual than simply pointing out that Our Ricky continues in his earnest, well-worn way to be not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Posted by   on (February 23, 2012, 3:48 GMT)

ponting plz don't retire from odi test because you are my favourite cricketer and good batsman .....in this world

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Christian Ryan Christian Ryan lives in Melbourne, writes and edits, was once the editor of The Monthly magazine and Wisden Australia, and now bowls low-grade, high-bouncing legbreaks with renewed zeal in recognition of Stuart MacGill's retirement and the selection opportunities this presents. He is the author of Golden Boy: Kim Hughes and the Bad Old Days of Australian Cricket and Australia: Story of a Cricket Country

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