The Long Handle

The wonderfully flexible line that divides acceptable on-field behaviour from the nasty sort

Tired of your Lil Ricky toy

Because Pakistan is playing another series

And the spiffing new IPL format unveiled and deconstructed

Lie detector tests

Buy an almost-new Aussie discard

The way they'd pick a shoe for Andrew Hilditch

Everything's too uncertain with the IPL so don't act rashly

England's star batsman is afflicted something that French queens usually contract

Andrew Hughes loved it when all the dirt was safely under the carpet

What a week to be a cricket fan

Sanga tells how

But not with ITV which has the gall to show Ashes highlights for free

A masterful new Ashes strategy, based on a breakthrough in sports motivation psychology, revealed

The end of corruption as we know it

Because the former's statements are soothing like hot cocoa and the latter's are bursts of genius like Holmes

The hype equation helpfully explained, with an easy-to-understand formula

Oh for a “not say anything” policy, imposed immediately

While Lalit Modi looks dispassionately at it all from his secret hideaway

As if they’d ever let us forget