'Fingers crossed for a bit of Whitesnake and Bon Jovi'
Unspeakable desires and then some in our Twitter round-up this week

Like a drifter he was born to walk alone • AFP
Pat Cummins deserves better.
Have the England players overcome their nasty habit of celebrating series victories with 1980s soft rock? Let's go to Graeme Swann for the answer.
Last week Ramnaresh Sarwan was informing us of his "early morning movements". It's safe to assume he wouldn't do that again, right?
@ronniesarwan
Andrew Hall's got some sort of self-cheerleading Tourette's.
What's Matt Prior been up to in New Zealand?
Queensland's Ben Cutting needs some treatment.
Ajinkya Rahane has a question.
@ajinkyarahane88
Kemar's still sharing every detail with us. You get a real feel for how his week's been.
@KemarAJR
We already know that Kemar Roach isn't a man to waste words.
Can anyone go further than merely smashing food? Surely Tim Bresnan's a likely candidate.
Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket