Australia are just not hairy enough
This clean-cut look is doing the Australians no favours in the battle for the Ashes – and they must swear more, says Harry Pearson on his Guardian blog
Don't get me wrong, Lee seems a nice and amiable lad and is doubtless popular with mums, it's just I'm not sure if that's what you really want from a strike bowler. Fast bowlers need to be crazed and angry. Bob Willis steamed in with such a wild and psychotic look that the fact the embodiment of evil in Twin Peaks shared the same first name was surely no coincidence. I bet David Lynch saw the highlights from Headingley and yelled: "Screw Dennis Hopper! That's the madness I'm looking for!"
Bopara's Test career has been brief but no cricketer in the history of the game has so troughed and peaked in his first few innings, with three successive noughts against Sri Lanka followed by a trio of centuries against West Indies. Somewhere in between lies the truth.
Jamie Alter is a senior sub-editor at ESPNcricinfo