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Elvis and Co. provided plenty of entertainment to the beleaguered crowd
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On official fancy-dress day at Edgbaston, the only costume suitable was
macs and wellies. Elvis Presley's quiffs were flattened, the Pink Panther
slowly turned green and the Vikings appeared to be drawing up
plans for building a long boat.
When play finally started at 4.45pm, the crowd was somehow almost full. For
nearly six hours, Birmingham's hardiest, most fanatical (or drunk?)
cricket-lovers remained in their seats, or at least in the bar. Like a
team chasing down a tricky score (England take note), the crowd crossed
off successive targets: first, the end of the persistent, warm drizzle;
second the appearance of the sun; thirdly the removal of the big covers
(which was cheered with almost as much vigour as Kevin Pietersen's reverse
sweep six yesterday); fourthly, and finally, the sight of Andrew Flintoff
leading his men out. England had obviously been itching to get out there -
umpires Aleem Dar and Darrell Hair were almost tripped up, so close were
England on their heels.
This Edgbaston crowd had plenty to entertain themselves with. Many were
fixated by replays on the large screen of iconic images from last
summer's Ashes Test at this venue. With the kind of wide-eyed wonder
usually reserved for children in sci-fi films, the crowd relived every
heart-stopping moment. Was it really that close? It all seems surreal now.
And Brett Lee's cover drive through the covers that seemed to be going for
a winning four before the camera showed Ashley Giles move into frame to
cut it off brought audible gasps. Perhaps people were imagining the fate
of that Test if Giles's replacement Monty Panesar had been fielding in his
place. It's enough to give anyone the shivers.
Early arrivals were also entertained by Paul Collingwood giving Panesar
fielding lessons on the boundary. His dives across the grass may have been
more elephant than elegant, but the practice appears to have worked today
- Panesar was confident and without error in the field.
After a spot of fancy-dress wrestling that began to show worrying signs of
falling into Fight Club territory, it was back to the stands as the sun
split the crowds. After the umpires decided to ignore the splashes caused
by rolling a ball across the outfield, Edgbaston eventually had the
continuation of a Test match. There's a reason why England love playing
here - the buzz never ceases, the roar rarely loses its monstrous pitch.
Unfortunately, it could hardly be said the wait was worth it. Unless, of
course, you're Sri Lankan. Michael Vandort and Tillakaratne Dilshan played
beautifully and the Edgbaston crowd had the experience of watching an
England attack lacking in ideas for the second successive Test. Dilshan's
wicket late-on lifted the crowd to fever pitch, but it was more in
desperation than expectancy.
Prior to the wicket, the biggest talking point was the absence of Gary
Pratt, England's supersub and Ponting's nemesis. Liam Plunkett did not
appear at the start due to falling heavily on a shoulder, but his
replacement wasn't Pratt, it was his Durham team-mate Gary Scott. So, with
Durham not playing, just where was Pratt? Is he ducking the limelight? Or
perhaps the 6'6'' haulking Sri Lanka coach Tom Moody is too much of a
terrifying prospect to upset. Whatever the reason, it would have been
unlikely that Pratt would have found a warmer, more entertaining reception
than the one offered by the beleaguered-but-merry Edgbaston crowd.