'The best thing about being a fast bowler is, you can hit people'
Doug Bollinger on hating his nickname, autographing underwear, and the ground that does the best teas

Doug Bollinger: loves a good reverse-swinging yorker • AFP
Same old, same old! Nothing changes now. I'm just older and fatter.
Massively. I always wanted to play as much as sport as I could and get dirty. I played soccer, rugby league, golf. I didn't start cricket until I was 15.
I got a five-for, got too excited and got them mixed up! It was funny, though, looking back.
No way, no, it isn't. I absolutely hate it.
I've seen a couple of captains put fielders in the stands to get the games moving. That's pretty funny.
Mike Hussey has got to be up there but I'll go with Virat Kohli.
You can hit people.
You get very sore.
Davey Warner would love me to say him but I'm not going to give it to him. Steven Smith.
Ah, this one's Davey Warner.
Brad Haddin. He does a lot of boxing.
Watto [Shane Watson]! No, I'll go with Bucky [Chris Rogers].
I reckon Lord's. I had about three dinners and two lunches in one day once.
In my drawer next to my bed.
Hopefully as long as it took us to get them back. All being well we'll stay fit and healthy and it'll be another thrilling series next summer.
Someone's undies. He had a beer belly too.
You can't go wrong with lamb.
Oh mate, it has to be Phil Mickelson. It has to be, doesn't it?
No way. Imagine being Mickelson going around Augusta. That would be out of this world.
It'd have to be a reverse-swinging yorker. I like bowling those too. Hang on, no. I bumped out Sachin Tendulkar in the IPL in 2011 at 149 clicks. It'd be that.