'If it don't make money, it don't make sense'

Rail travel micturition, tectonic turbulence, financial concerns and chicken. You know, the usual stuff.

The tailbacks

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The people who spotted that the A64 was in dangerously poor condition along one stretch.

The high-water mark

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The terrifying power of nature

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No one ever thinks about the hot beverages that are lost as a result of natural disasters.

The long, empty days of retirement
How's Graeme Swann keeping himself busy?

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To be fair to Swann, that bears close relation to his Twitter output during his playing days.

But perhaps he should think about getting himself a job. Andrew Flintoff's carved out a second career for himself as...

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Well, there's plenty of time to work that out yet. You've only been retired from cricket for five years.

The demanding days of full-time employment
In marked contrast, Chris Gayle is still slaving away as a cricketer.

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It never ends, does it? Exhausting stuff.

The refusal to accept responsibility

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Oh so it's her fault, is it? Here's an idea for you, Glenn. How about you try and keep the ball on the ground for once. Let's see a nice high left elbow and a bit of responsibility on your part.

The spectator
Scott Styris has also been risking his life in the stands.

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Life with Kemar Roach
Every now and again, Kemar can come across as being just a trifle money-obsessed.

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But at least he makes up for it with his great sense of humour.

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Hilarious…

What's your philosophy?

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Apparently, sanctimony falls into the category of "right".

Anyone else?

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That's more like it. Set the bar nice and low, expect the worst of everyone and constantly anticipate disaster.

Nando's Watch

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Dinner might well be on time, but are you going to be there to greet and eat it? At least you don't have to brave the A64.