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4. Howzatt! You mean, ‘Who's that’? We Indians also like our designer foreign brands. And they're not around. No Smith, Ponting, Hayden, Flintoff, Pietersen, Warne, Vettori, AB… and no melodramatic Pakistanis! Okay, so we have Gilchrist holding the Deccan flag aloft and Gibbs disappearing before he can say hello for the Cobras. Then there's Brendon McCullum (traitor!) on for Otago, that quiet Kallis, and a subdued, shorn Symonds. Not enough, mate.
On the the morning of the game we managed a successful swim session at our pool – now restored to the correct shade of blue – which was a good chance for the lads to get together and have a laugh. The usual jokers were on top form – Craig Kieswetter wrestling Marcus – but the, er, undoubted highlight, was seeing the "Prince of Malaysia", Arul Suppiah, strutting poolside in the tightest hotpant Speedos I've ever seen. No matter how in shape you are, that's never going to be a good look.
Kanishkaa Balachandran is a senior sub-editor at ESPNcricinfo