November 15, 2011


Multistat: 26

Andy Zaltzman
A fan pays homage to Brian Lara as he reaches his hundred, Trinidad & Tobago v  Guyana, Carib Beer Series, Port of Spain, January 5, 2007
A West Indian fan tries to please a god to bless his side with powers against spin  © Trinidad & Tobago Express

The West Indies’ collective Test batting average against spin since Brian Lara’s retirement from international cricket in April 2007 – comfortably the worst such figure by any team other than Bangladesh.

In that time, West Indies have averaged 30.5 against pace bowlers – still not world-beating, as their results would vociferously and conclusively testify, but nevertheless 17% better than their average against spin. Since April 2007, all the other Test teams combined have averaged 34.5 against pace, and 39.5 against spin – the rest of the non-Caribbean planet has been 14% better against spin than pace.

Thus, since Lara dragged his magic bat away from the Test match arena for the last time, West Indies have been 11% worse than their peers against pace, but a staggering 34% worse against spin. All in a period when spinners have been collectively less effective in Tests than at any time since the 1940s. Their dedication to not playing spin very well has taken them to statistical troughs that no major Test nation has explored for generations.

No wonder R Ashwin must have punched the air with excitement after being told he would make his debut against them. And you can sympathise with Devendra Bishoo when he wears his “Why am I never allowed to bowl at my own team?” frown.

The decline of Caribbean batsmanship against slow bowling is highlighted by the fact that from 2000 until Lara’s final Test West Indies averaged 27.8 against pace and 34.4 against spin – a 24% margin in favour of playing spin (similar to their performance through the 1980s and 1990s). In electoral terms, there has been a government-toppling swing towards the West Indians playing spin badly.

The major movers in the pace v spin batting market have been England, who had steadily averaged in the mid-to-low 30s against tweakers and twirlers since the 1960s, but who, since April 2007, have led the universe, averaging 47. Their improvement has been built upon hard work, sound planning, and the extremely wise tactic of not facing Warne, Muralitharan and Kumble anymore, and instead taking on Doherty, Mendis and Mishra. Of all the things the ECB have got right in helping the national team to the top of the Test Match tree, this has been one of their most influential moves.

Also: The number of Test centuries scored by Ricky Ponting in 62 Tests between August 2001, when he broke a 20-month century drought, and December 2006, when his 142 after being dropped early on by Ashley Giles sparked Australia’s spectacular/gut-rendingly-harrowing (delete according to allegiance) Adelaide comeback victory over England. In that purplest of five-year patches, the Baggy-Green icon averaged 73.

In his 45 Tests over five-and-a-half-years before this halcyon period, Ponting had scored seven hundreds in 45 Tests, and averaged 40. In 48 Tests in just under five years since then, he has scored six hundreds and averaged 39 (including just one century in his last 23 Tests, none in his last 13, and no half-centuries in his last six) (and that one century would have ended exactly 100 runs before it reached 100, but for Mohammad Amir grassing a chance that most schoolboys would have taken) (given that Amir was the same age as a schoolboy at the time, that is a pertinent consideration).

Ponting’s career has taken on an almost perfect symmetry – and one inverse to Brian Lara’s. Lara averaged 60 in his first 33 Tests over five years, 60 in his final 54 Tests over five years, and over the five years in the middle, he averaged 39 in 47 Tests. Both men have overall career averages of 52, which goes to show that even the greatest players have it in them to impersonate Taufeeq Umar for half a decade.

Also: Faoud Bacchus’ Test batting average. Does this constitute a disappointing average for someone with a highest Test score of 250, or does 250 constitute an amazingly brilliant highest score for someone with a Test average of 26? I will leave that to the philosophers and/or lawyers.

The 250 was Bacchus’ only Test century, meaning that he scored more in his single three-figure innings than Tendulkar, Greg Chappell, Boycott, Gavaskar, Border, Kallis and Steve Waugh have done in their 230 collective hundreds, and more than any Englishman scored in 4444 innings between the Lord’s Test of 1990, when Gooch plundered his way to 333, and the Edgbaston Test of last summer, when Cook plinked his way 293.

Andy Zaltzman is a stand-up comedian, a regular on the BBC Radio 4, and a writer

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Posted by Sunny on (November 16, 2011, 6:23 GMT)

Statistics for most people can be boring, but not when they are presented by you Andy. I like stats anyways, but even more when they are presented in a manner that you do. Waiting for more of such stats...

Posted by Behari on (November 16, 2011, 0:39 GMT)

Anyone who saw Faoud Baccus bat would tell you that he was an amazing batsman, especially against fast bowling.This remarkable player was disappointing at test level,and it could have been for various reasons.As an opener he was batting at different positions, this in a way could have affected his focus,however,he made a remarkable 250, his only century against the spin mecca of the world.

Posted by RB01 on (November 16, 2011, 0:33 GMT)

There are many Stat buffs in cricket, but no one can match your style of presenting your jems. Thanks and keep them coming.

Posted by Y. Dhareshwar on (November 15, 2011, 19:31 GMT)

The West Indies (team) average against spin would be poorer if you considered Lara and Gayle? Try covering post-Lara and post-Gayle era and all spinners would thank the West Indies Cricket Board.

You could then perhaps add Sarvand and in another year Chandrapaul :)

Posted by bhu on (November 15, 2011, 18:26 GMT)

well the period ricky ponting did well was when he played with the bat with graphite. probably he needs it again. rest of the time he has been ordinary player as seen by the statistics :)

Posted by Kaustubh on (November 15, 2011, 17:58 GMT)

"..given that Amir was the same age as a schoolboy at the time, that is a pertinent consideration"

"...which goes to show that even the greatest players have it in them to impersonate Taufeeq Umar for half a decade...."

priceless, Andy!

Posted by vj on (November 15, 2011, 15:39 GMT)

nice.... what would cricket be without stats... and only you can come up with such stats :) good one...

Posted by Mohamed Z. Rahaman on (November 15, 2011, 15:30 GMT)

SFA Bacchus played for Georgetown Cricket Club. He was a flambouyant cricketer and had the strokeplay to match. He scored quickly and was an excellent fielder, especially close to the bat. Many, including yours truly, believe that Bacchus would have benefited tremendously had he played County Cricket in England. In my humble opinion, he would have been a lot like Zaheer Abbass. Still, it would have been hard to get in a WI team with Fredericks, Greenidge, Haynes, et al.

Posted by Will on (November 15, 2011, 14:35 GMT)

Enjoyed the article as ever, an eclectic collection of statistics! It would be sad to see a great of Ponting's ilk finish his career in this fashion. A purple patch to finish off would be fitting. On an aside, you undersold Cook's efforts at Edgbaston by one run, he made 294.

Posted by Rajesh on (November 15, 2011, 13:43 GMT)

Hilarious, as usual!! On the last stat, Wasim Akram had a highest test score of 257 (divide by 10 and round to get 26). 3 centuries (divide highest score of 257 by 100 and round to get 26) Average of 22.64 (ignore the first and last digit and the decimal to get 26) Oh yes....he also won the world cup in 1992, when he was (guess how old was he???)...!!

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Andy Zaltzman
Andy Zaltzman was born in obscurity in 1974. He has been a sporadically-acclaimed stand-up comedian since 1999, and has appeared regularly on BBC Radio 4. Zaltzman's love of cricket outshone his aptitude for the game by a humiliating margin. He once scored 6 in 75 minutes in an Under-15 match, and failed to hit a six between the ages of 9 and 23. He would have been ideally suited to Tests, had not a congenital defect left him unable to play the game to anything above genuine village standard. He writes the Confectionery Stall blog on ESPNcricinfo.

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