May 2, 2014

The IPL's seven-year itch

There seems to be something amiss in this edition of the tournament. Whisper it: could it be quality?

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Even the strongest marriages, it is believed, are susceptible to what is known as the seven-year itch, the stage when a hitherto happy union starts to become a bit fraught. Those lovable little habits of a partner start to turn into excruciating annoyances. Those once-cute little quirks start to seem like huge character flaws. Toilet seats get left up more frequently. The best efforts at DIY get criticised and put down mercilessly. Some couples turn to therapy, but all too often reintegration of the heart is impossible.

No one would ever suggest that the IPL has been the perfect cricketing marriage - unless, of course, the bride and groom are breathless razzmatazz and Danny Morrison respectively - but it is undoubtedly a coming together of entertainment, skill and innovation that has endured despite, to say the least, a few ups and downs: the two years, including the present one, when it has been evicted from its home and forced to lodge with friends abroad; the year some of the in-laws got into a little bit of financial bother, placing a huge strain on the relationship; the continued insistence of franchises that buying Ishant Sharma to be their strike bowler might be a good idea. All of these obstacles have been overridden. Yet this year, the tournament's seventh, it seems as if something is just slightly amiss, with the resultant drop in quality perhaps born out of cosy complacency.

Some of the batting, not least from defending champions Mumbai, has had all the class and finesse of a squaddie's stag do. We're not just talking about mistimed hoicks and top edges flying comfortably for six - complaining about something as integral to the IPL as those is akin to grumbling The Sopranos had too much swearing - but just basic strategy and match awareness, with Steve Smith's cute Super Over nudge against KKR being a rare canny exception.

Despite Glenn Maxwell's early success at No. 3 for Kings XI Punjab, other sides continue to refuse to experiment with their batting order, with the resultant rigidity often leading to rigor mortis. Much of the running would also have made Inzamam blush. Furthermore, although there may be no Pakistan players present, the general quality of catching - despite the odd blinder - has made it seem as if Kamran Akmal is at least there in spirit. The Emirates dew has doubtless been potent, but in the field we've still seen more fumbles than a drunk rhino trying to juggle with eels.

Even some of the IPL's key participants have seemingly had their heads turned by more pressing matters. During the Sunrisers' clash with Chennai in Sharjah, Ravi Shastri actually forgot he was meant to be commentating and needed to be summoned from where he was hobnobbing with dignitaries in the stand to come and do his stint. Now there are those cruel cynics who might suggest leaving Shastri's commentary chair empty wouldn't be such a bad idea, but this little oversight did again illustrate that the tournament hasn't quite focused the minds of those involved.

Another sure-fire sign things are a bit below par is the vast amount of time commentators are spending hyping up the magnificence of being in the VIP Box. When you're reduced to talking about a visit to an enlarged chintzy plastic goblet as if it's a cross between the Hanging Gardens of Babylon and Scarlett Johansson's bedroom, you have to suspect that the action on the field has been less than riveting, validating the theory that hype is often disproportionate to quality. This is a truth I discovered to my own cost recently when watching Slumdog Millionaire for the first time.

Another movie, the Billy Wilder film The Seven Year Itch (which explores this marital phenomenon of disengagement after a certain period), contains an iconic scene where Marilyn Monroe is left rather exposed when her pristine white dress is blown upwards as she walks over an air vent in the subway. Exposure is the very last thing the IPL needs, but this edition perhaps does require, like a troubled marriage, just a little bit more commitment, focus and tact as it heads out of the UAE and back to the family home.

James Marsh writes Pavilion Opinions. He is also a Tefl teacher whose students learn superlatives by being shown Graham Thorpe videos

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  • Muhammad on May 5, 2014, 17:13 GMT

    James Marsh, you mentioned Inzamam and Kamran Akmal in your article to just make fun of them, may be you dont have any idea about the class of Pakistani player or may be you dont know exact stats and figures of t20 in terms of win and loss where Pakistan stand among top three since t20 started. This IPL is just a league of substandard cricket not quality of international cricket. Pakistani players do not need to play in this substandard IPL league, they are already champion and quality cricketers.

  • Jawwad on May 2, 2014, 20:05 GMT

    @brusselslion- That's right. Pakistani players are missing who on individual level are good enough to play in English, WI, Australian counties.

  • Dummy4 on May 2, 2014, 18:24 GMT

    Agree with many of the points raised. It's obviously quite subjective judging the quality of a tournament, but I do feel this one has been a bit lacking in the something which made the previous ones so watchable. Despite my quibbles, I'm very glad to see the emergence of some young Indian talent, which, ironically, could be one of the criticisms levelled at earlier editions.

  • Peter on May 2, 2014, 16:37 GMT

    The IPL is no longer new and exciting, it is the norm and when things become the norm then the excitement over them diminishes. That's just life. It's like how a child's excitement over a new toy disappears after a while.

  • Dummy4 on May 2, 2014, 13:47 GMT

    No Dravid.. this makes me feel IPL bore.. we miss the class, elegance, the way to construct the innings in a short time and accelerate when needed, able captaincy, move up & down the order when the team/situation needed him to and to search the talents and enhance them in the big stage.. the best examples. Sanju, faulkner, Tambe... What more to say he is the best. Proud to be a dravid fan

  • Mayur on May 2, 2014, 13:25 GMT

    @py0alb 4 out of top 5 bowlers until now are indians!!!! and in the batting front.. thre were promising contributions from Rahul, Surya, Samson.

  • Dummy4 on May 2, 2014, 13:23 GMT

    I enjoy this type of cricket, the way I "enjoy" the WWF wrestling.

    But as an Indian, I feel LOW about our BATSMEN, who seem to be hitting the seven year itch in their relationship with IPL (specifically about the abject inconsistency of the regular batsmen -like Dhawan, Rohit, Kohli, Yuvraj, Raina, Jadeja & even Dhoni--in fact the entire Indian batting lineup who are supposed to defend the 50-50 World cup ! And also about the the poor show of guys trying to get back (Gauti, Veeru, Yusuf, Uthappa. Untested youngsters like Surya, Lokesh Rahul, Samson et al give me hope, though. The only batsman who maintained his 'standard' is Rahane.

    And, I feel HIGH about the regular India SEAMERS -- Bhuvi & Shami, and the guys who are trying to get a regular spot like Mohit, Iswar,& Aaron. Here again the dropped ones like Ishant & Zak prove that the selectors were right in their decision

    The spinners seem to have decided to side with the floundering batsmen. Sweet & Sour felling for Indians.

  • Ray on May 2, 2014, 12:47 GMT

    The sub-heading to this blog was: "What's missing from this edition of the IPL?" Answer = Class & Quality.. oops.. wait a minute .. can't be that. Those attributes have been missing from every edition.

  • naresh on May 2, 2014, 11:11 GMT

    No Tendulkar, No Dravid. Guess Kohli and co have some way to go to have the same connection with fans.

  • Arun on May 2, 2014, 10:52 GMT

    @ py0alb...don't watch and save yourself from the self inflicted pain. Stick to international cricket, where you can start wailing about the pitches when your favored team loses...

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