To the Point November 20, 2010

All Hersch, zero subtlety

Gibbs' autobiography tells all - and leaves us with the impression that none of it is to be taken seriously

The face of Herschelle Gibbs, the man who infamously claimed he had never read a book, gleams unsettlingly from the cover of the one that bears his name.

His bristly lips slither around his teeth, which are gnashed into a foreboding grin. Iridescent white haloes trace spooky circles around the pupils of his eyes. The hard edge of his shaven head lurks fuzzy, out there somewhere. If this man banged on your door at some dark hour, you would give him whatever he wanted and plead with him not to hurt you.

Books shouldn't be judged by their covers, but it seems safe to do so in this case. For too long, people have given Gibbs too much of what he's wanted: too much to drink, too much sex, too many nudges and winks, too many chances, too many long hops. In return he has given them too much of his dark side and not enough by which to remember him well. For years he would cut sixes over point as casually as if he were twisting the cap off a bottle of beer. But just as easily he would blip catches softly, softly into the hands of mid-off. We giggle at his ongoing - unwitting? - parody of the rock-star lifestyle, and gag at his trashiness. He has won matches that looked lost. He has taken money to be dismissed for less than 20.

And now this, To the Point: The No-Holds-Barred Autobiography, as told to Steve Smith, a respected journalist who has captured Gibbs' voice authentically. It is the voice of a man who is on his way to being a geriatric delinquent.

Those who count themselves among cricket's more genteel aficionados should start their interaction with this book on page 125. The preceding six chapters will shatter their image of the game they think they know. Then again, perhaps they shouldn't skip those pages: they need educating.

Chapter three - "The good times" - is a litany of vice. Alcohol is abused so wantonly that readers might feel sorry for the demon drink itself. Women are nothing more than conquests awaiting conquest.

Chapter six, entitled "The controversies", ends thus: "Right. I think that's enough skandaal (scandal) for one book. Coming up next is a highlights reel that has more to do with bat and ball than having a ball..."

But there is value amid the muck. Gibbs' redemption may yet come from being unafraid to lay bare the car crash of his life for the rest of us to rubberneck at.

Young cricketers, particularly those who achieve beyond their years, sometimes grow into adults trapped in a web of adolescence. However much excess might befall them and however much success they might achieve, their worlds are somehow small and sad. Gibbs made his first-class debut at 16, and in some ways he isn't a moment older. He doesn't seem to have learnt much from the tribulations that have befallen him over the years.

He describes Hansie Cronje, who in a few grubby deals (that we know of) destroyed his reputation forever, as "a man I will always admire" and "the best captain I ever played under". Even after spending time in rehab, Gibbs writes that he "didn't, and still don't, believe that I am an alcoholic". He doesn't regret "calling those particular Pakistani fans a bunch of animals" at Centurion in 2007.

Also disturbing is the impression Gibbs gives that nothing he has experienced - neither match-fixing, sexual debauchery, alcoholism, nor that particular flavour of racism in which people are equated with animals - need be taken seriously.

But the honesty with which he tackles some of South African cricket's biggest issues is to be applauded. He dumps the Proteas' propensity to choke at the door of a conservative, tentative approach. He decides that the South African team is indeed divided by a clique of senior players. There is nothing to be read here that the cricket press hasn't covered before, but to have it confirmed from within is a refreshing change from the overly defensive pose players usually strike in the face of criticism.

It is doubtful whether Gibbs knows anything about subtlety, including how to spell it. But he does know how to be exciting, and he loves to entertain. On that score, then, To the Point is undiluted, uncut 100 per cent proof Herschelle. It should come with all sorts of warnings, including: reading this book could impair your ability to be drowsy for nights on end.

To the Point: The No-Holds-Barred Autobiography
by Herschelle Gibbs with Steve Smith
Random House Struik
272pp, R200

Telford Vice is a freelance cricket writer in South Africa

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  • Clinton on November 22, 2010, 7:12 GMT

    What an absolute bias review!!.....shocking actually. ""It is doubtful whether Gibbs knows anything about subtlety, including how to spell it."" - thats just, blunty put.....a RUDE thing to say in a review. Anyway... Why do people keep hammering on about Gibbs having got too many chances? Yes, he was inconsistent at times, only because he was never guaranteed a place in the team, if he was to fail. Read the book! He still holds the record for the most 100's by a SA batsman in ODIs. Still Has 14 Test hundreds to his name. 11 more than a certain Mr Rhodes. Yet he was never dropped?! Gibbs has an average of 41.95 in tests!! For 90 tests, thats a good achievement. Cricketers should be judged on their CRICKET not their personal life.

  • diren on November 22, 2010, 6:26 GMT

    He had more natural talent than Sachin but his mind was of a 5 Year old boy....that was his down fall

  • Samrat on November 22, 2010, 5:25 GMT

    Agree with Eric and Md Moosa. Gibbs was like the Afridi of their team, with the bat at least. He plays 2-3 good innings and expects to be in the team forever. At least Afridi has shown some responsibility of the last two-three years and he has the bowling to justify his place in the side. Better than Lara/Sehwag/Sachin. Give me a break.. The operating phrase should be "on his day", which came only once in a blue moon for Gibbs. Kallis is a great example of what determination and grit can do for a moderately talented bloke. Kudos to him, Smith and AB Devilliers who have built this team.

  • Eric on November 21, 2010, 17:32 GMT

    I was looking at the highest individual scores by South Africans in test cricket and Gibbs has more than 6 scores of over 160 which is even better than Kallis. What put him down as a player was lack of discipline otherwise hw could have been in line to achieve greater things or would have achieved. Its sad that most people do not realise what a talent this guy was naturally but I dont blame them. Remember his 175 in the 434 run chase against Aussie. wonderfull but yet he was rubbish as a person. Should be a lesson to all aspiring sportpersons that discipline is a key in sport. Look at Kallis, less talented than Gibbs as a batsmen but a higher achiever.Shame on you Mr Gibbs!!!!

  • Dummy4 on November 21, 2010, 11:28 GMT

    Gibbs was rubbish in the last few years once he was exposed by the in coming delivery.The selectors provided too many opportunities (90 tests) to him.His last good season was in 2004 and his last 3 seasons saw him average 23,26 and 27 respectively.He could'nt progress his game and that was that-not good enough eventually. Lets not delude ourselves that this guy was better on his day than Lara or Sachin.A better comparison would be Gayle or Symonds. Hopefully his book indicates how to remain in the team despite bribery,booze,drug binge and underperformance. Proteas best achievement? Beating Australia in Australia-guess who WASNT there?Gibbs! Undenaibly entertaining but good riddance-there are better batsmen in the Proteas team currently.

  • Ashish on November 21, 2010, 6:58 GMT

    CSA should consider Gibbs for 2011 WC

  • Ashish on November 21, 2010, 6:49 GMT

    CSA should consider Gibbs for 2011 WC

  • Ashish on November 21, 2010, 6:44 GMT

    With his uncanny and never seen before batting abilities, he has always amazed me to the hilt. On his day he was definitely better than Sachin, Sehwag and Lara. You give him an impossible target to chase and he will modify his batting technique and adapt to the situation like changing a t shirt. He has been one of the best entertainers of the last decade. He earned respect from the best bowlers of all kinds because of his fiery batting and run showering and unconventional shots. His only mistake was Steve Waugh's dropped catch in the 1999 WC, which eventually cost RSA the WC.

  • Dummy4 on November 21, 2010, 6:28 GMT

    Agree with siva.1985. Mate, you have got that spot on...

  • Grant on November 20, 2010, 23:06 GMT

    I agree with Biggus (once again). Simon Hughes' book about being being a county journeyman is a much better, more insightful read than Michael Holding on being a fast bowling legend.

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