The Heavy Ball


How to get under Mitchell Johnson's skin
How to get under Mitchell Johnson's skin

And what really happened between Dhawan and Kohli

What KP's book should have been called
What KP's book should have been called

And what to do with yourself if you are a sleep guru (yes, there is such a thing)

What Shaz is really doing with the Indian team
What Shaz is really doing with the Indian team

And what Ajmal should do during his ban

The Jadeja-Anderson summer blockbuster
The Jadeja-Anderson summer blockbuster

And what Gary Ballance's shirtless dance says about a post-KP England

A hobby for Srini
A hobby for Srini

And the alien life form that haunts cricket. Our agony aunt knows it all

How to take a cricket selfie
How to take a cricket selfie

That and other existential questions that only our agony aunt can answer

How to qualify to coach England
How to qualify to coach England

And advice on ending the BCCI's reign of power

Players stand up to the Big Three
Players stand up to the Big Three

With a little help from their thick-skinned friends

A psychological dissection of Kevin Pietersen
A psychological dissection of Kevin Pietersen

And advice on how to announce your retirement through a haiku - our agony aunt provides it all

Why Tendulkar can be sued for retiring
Why Tendulkar can be sued for retiring

And what Shane Warne can teach Ish Sodhi about leggies

What to do when there's no cricket on TV
What to do when there's no cricket on TV

Warning: it may involve exposure to direct sunlight

Jaggu and Srini go to the North Pole
Jaggu and Srini go to the North Pole

They're making a list, they're checking it twice. Gonna find out who's naughty, who's nice

FICA unhappy cricket not monitored under PRISM
FICA unhappy cricket not monitored under PRISM

Players body insists US admits to grave lapse in security

How to become a cricket tragic
How to become a cricket tragic

Do you really need to be taught how? Then step this way and meet our agony aunt

Arthur asks Ecuador for asylum
Arthur asks Ecuador for asylum

Also revealed, the story behind Afridi's "star-man" wicket celebration, and Ashton Agar's upcoming cricket-themed TV show

Kohli relieved to be able to curse again
Kohli relieved to be able to curse again

Also revealed, why Vettori turned down an NZC contract, and Australia's plans to sledge Root

'I'm convinced I have the most problematic life!'
'I'm convinced I have the most problematic life!'

Have some sympathy for cricketers, who have to worry about dinner, sponsors, defining coincidences and finding greater meaning in logograms

Warner critiques England's Ashes poem
Warner critiques England's Ashes poem

Also: why Lehmann is cooler than Arthur, and why the Ashes are endangering Indian cows

A cure for South Africa's semi-final phobia
A cure for South Africa's semi-final phobia

And how to catch your bookie's attention. Subtly. Our agony aunt has all the answers

Eight reasons why Australia will win the Ashes
Eight reasons why Australia will win the Ashes

It may all look fine and dandy for England at the moment, but don't be fooled