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The BCCI's diabolical genius
The BCCI's diabolical genius

You think they aren't confronting the elephant in the room? They've got it all sussed

Ashwin warned for spilling powder on pitch
Ashwin warned for spilling powder on pitch

And other cricket news you really won't care about

'Every time I wash my car, the rain falls'
'Every time I wash my car, the rain falls'

Pearls of wisdom, sighs of regret - they're all in this week's Twitter round-up

India brains trust fixes the Test team
India brains trust fixes the Test team

Stuttering side put back on track after vital meeting

Tendulkar mulls Ponting retirement
Tendulkar mulls Ponting retirement

And other shocking news from the weird world of cricket

'Do you think I should cut my hair?'
'Do you think I should cut my hair?'

Do you? Go on, tell Chris Gayle what you think

'I hereby christen my new mystery ball Enrico Pallazzo'
'I hereby christen my new mystery ball Enrico Pallazzo'

And other such name-calling in this week's Twitter round-up

Why spectator-friendly venues are revolting
Why spectator-friendly venues are revolting

If you watched the Olympics in London, you wouldn't be asking for proper toilets or organised ticket distribution at Test matches

Amla to give sledging a go
Amla to give sledging a go

And plenty of unheard-of news from the India-England series too

'I've never seen a wicket turning or seaming'
'I've never seen a wicket turning or seaming'

That and other frank confessions in this week's Twitter round-up

Sri Lanka Cricket criticises 'unprofessional' weather
Sri Lanka Cricket criticises 'unprofessional' weather

Board disappointed by the scheduling of monsoon during the cricket season

'They didn't have the women's pink Dove bottle you wanted'
'They didn't have the women's pink Dove bottle you wanted'

Embarrassing cosmetics-related revelations and other such delights in this week's Twitter round-up

India deny keeping spin from England
India deny keeping spin from England

And other little things we bet you didn't know had happened in cricket recently

That Australian dossier on South Africa in full
That Australian dossier on South Africa in full

Wondering what insights and strategy the precious document contains? Wonder no more

'Does this make Obama the first and second black president now?'
'Does this make Obama the first and second black president now?'

Wonderfully whimsical musings and more in this week's Twitter round-up

How to get over your hang-ups and back into the England side
How to get over your hang-ups and back into the England side

A new course for top-class cricketers all over the world

'I'm gonna need to embrace this jetlag today'
'I'm gonna need to embrace this jetlag today'

That and other affectionate revelations in this week's Twitter round-up

'Klingon' remark threatens to haunt England tour of India
'Klingon' remark threatens to haunt England tour of India

And other vital cricket news that may have slipped under your radar

'About to smash a butter chicken, with 4000 pieces of garlic naan'
'About to smash a butter chicken, with 4000 pieces of garlic naan'

If it's food-based carnage and wanton destruction you seek, look no further than our weekly Twitter round-up

Shastri and his voice check into a room
Shastri and his voice check into a room

And other news that will bring you relief this week