The Heavy Ball


'Shall I have my sausages now or wait until morning?'
'Shall I have my sausages now or wait until morning?'

Desperate questions are posed in this week's Twitter round-up

Window opens for cricket tournament
Window opens for cricket tournament

Administrators move swiftly to address issue of yawning gap between T20 cups

Suresh Raina's nephew speaks out
Suresh Raina's nephew speaks out

And other declarative statements are made this week

'Why does this X Box sound possessed by a ten-year-old?'
'Why does this X Box sound possessed by a ten-year-old?'

Get your spook on with this week's Twitter round-up

What India said
What India said

Our ace correspondent reveals the talk on the field during India's last match of the World Twenty20

The Kevin Pietersen reintegration package
The Kevin Pietersen reintegration package

England's players work together to bring KP back into the fold

'I didn't pick up the courage to spoon him, though'
'I didn't pick up the courage to spoon him, though'

Nearly lurid revelations float our boat in this week's Twitter round-up

Fan held for saying Gayle not cool
Fan held for saying Gayle not cool

And commentators to be sued for gross exaggeration

'I'm so hungry I could eat my own spaghetti bolognese'
'I'm so hungry I could eat my own spaghetti bolognese'

The depths are plumbed in this week's Twitter round-up

Meat of the bat to be removed from veggie-friendly version
Meat of the bat to be removed from veggie-friendly version

And other weird and wonderful news from recent cricket

Behind the scenes at England's India defeat post-mortem
Behind the scenes at England's India defeat post-mortem

Behind the scenes at England's India defeat post-mortem

Sri Lanka Cricket slams unfounded expectations
Sri Lanka Cricket slams unfounded expectations

Board criticises media and fans for demanding a well-run cricket administration

'The wolves were right behind me, inches certain death!'
'The wolves were right behind me, inches certain death!'

Deranged ramblings? We've got those and more in this week's Twitter round-up

The lazy pundit's guide to why your team lost
The lazy pundit's guide to why your team lost

Only one team will win the ICC World Twenty20. All the others will lose. But where there's a loss, there's a reason

So Ajmal didn't get an award. Good thing
So Ajmal didn't get an award. Good thing

The benefits of not winning Cricketer of the Year, or any other such prize

England squad enjoy well-earned rest
England squad enjoy well-earned rest

A look at what the various members of the side got up to on their break

'The asparagus I had has made my pee stink'
'The asparagus I had has made my pee stink'

Full and frank confessions in this week's Twitter round-up

Ajmal overlooked because too short - ICC
Ajmal overlooked because too short - ICC

And Tendulkar dismisses talk that he is ageing

'Wisden down underpants time'
'Wisden down underpants time'

Cricket-bible desecration and other jolly hijinks in this week's Twitter round-up

America to go crazy for Crickball
America to go crazy for Crickball

The 498th time's the charm. USA, you've been warned