'No weapon that is formed against me shall prosper'
Dire warnings and more in our Twitter round-up this week
Alex Bowden
07-Feb-2013
"Put that blunderbuss down, scoundrel. It doth not have effect against the likes of me" • Associated Press
If you want to read about hairdressers, cutlery and Taylor Swift, read on. If you prefer one-word exclamations, skip to the Kemar Roach section further down.
The choke
Mitch Marsh played scissors-paper-stone for a parking space.
Mitch Marsh played scissors-paper-stone for a parking space.
The hard rock
Speaking of rock, you imagine that fast bowlers have pretty heavy taste in music. However, Mitch has revealed the truth about Pat Cummins.
Speaking of rock, you imagine that fast bowlers have pretty heavy taste in music. However, Mitch has revealed the truth about Pat Cummins.
Meanwhile, in New Zealand, Stuart Broad is taking it up a notch.
The happy cricketer
Sussex's Will Beer is happy with his lot in life.
Sussex's Will Beer is happy with his lot in life.
Beer and cricket. Always a good combination.
The unhappy cricketer
The Bangladesh Premier League presents a great earning opportunity for lower-profile cricketers like Nottinghamshire's Riki Wessels. Bet they're delighted.
The Bangladesh Premier League presents a great earning opportunity for lower-profile cricketers like Nottinghamshire's Riki Wessels. Bet they're delighted.
Actually, it's only been about three weeks. There's plenty more to look forward to.
The free spirit
Graham Onions isn't constrained by societal norms.
Graham Onions isn't constrained by societal norms.
The bad trip
Graeme Swann should watch his step.
Graeme Swann should watch his step.
The conditional tense
Kraigg Brathwaite has a high opinion of you.
Kraigg Brathwaite has a high opinion of you.
""Believe you would be successful""
@K_Brathwaite
@K_Brathwaite
If it weren't for what?
The barnet
You probably assumed that Jade Dernbach cut his own hair.
You probably assumed that Jade Dernbach cut his own hair.
Apparently not. At least now we now know whom to blame.
The individuals
Virender Sehwag's opened the Sehwag International School.
Virender Sehwag's opened the Sehwag International School.
How do his team-mates feel about this?
Yuvraj Singh:
Harbhajan Singh:
Sreesanth:
Umesh Yadav:
Zaheer Khan:
Murali Kartik:
It's moving to see such a genuine outpouring of emotion.
Who's been forming weapons against Tino? Come on, own up. Nobody leaves this room until we find the weapon-former.
Life with Kemar Roach
What's Tino's fellow West Indian fast bowler been up to?
What's Tino's fellow West Indian fast bowler been up to?
"Perth! #Tired #Jetlagged"
@KemarAJR
@KemarAJR
What's your philosophy?
Hashim Amla knows his metals.
Hashim Amla knows his metals.
Noted. What about if you call it silver four billion times?
Nando's Watch
When a cricketer switches clubs, no one thinks about the hardships they have to endure. Lancashire's Simon Kerrigan is worried about Ajmal Shahzad since he moved to Nottinghamshire.
When a cricketer switches clubs, no one thinks about the hardships they have to endure. Lancashire's Simon Kerrigan is worried about Ajmal Shahzad since he moved to Nottinghamshire.
In reply, Shahzad suggested he might switch allegiance to Subway. We will monitor this as part of our vital role of keeping you up to speed with county cricketers' eating habits.
Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket