Six reasons everyone loves New Zealand
Why everyone's favourite second team got that way
Look at this insufferably adorable bunch of nice guys • Getty Images
New Zealand's population is just 4.8 million, less than that of London or Sydney, or of most major cities in India, Pakistan or Bangladesh. Cricket isn't even the most popular sport in the country, so for every million young kids in India trying to be the next Virat Kohli, there are probably about a thousand in New Zealand trying to be the next Kane Williamson. Heck, there are probably more young kids in India trying to be the next Williamson than in New Zealand. Still, New Zealand have reached the semi-finals or finals of World Cups ten times. Their current side is No. 2 in the world in Tests, and their women's team is in the top four of the ODI and T20I rankings.
Even Virat Kohli, a man capable of turning the nonchalant mike drop into a gesture of anger cracks a smile when talking about playing New Zealand. "You can't think of revenge while playing them because they're too nice," he said before India's tour there earlier this year.
"It is what it is" has become the phlegmatic refrain New Zealand's cricketers repeat after tough losses. But sometimes "it" is not just what it is; sometimes "it" absolutely sucks. Such as when you lose a World Cup final due to an umpiring error and an illogical rule. After said final, New Zealand's players did not complain or moan - or even shed too many tears. "It is a game of cricket, isn't it?" Williamson said . Some players even found it in them to crack a joke.
Kids, don't take up sport. Take up baking or something. Die at 60 really fat and happy.
— Jimmy Neesham (@JimmyNeesh) July 15, 2019
He really does deserve his own entry in this list. Williamson is now so popular, some of his early fans are disappointed he's not just their cult hero anymore. Plenty has been written about him, but to sum it up: he is a batsman who has made patience, technique and finesse a recipe for success across formats in an age of aggression, power and outrageous innovation; he is a captain other captains can't stop gushing over; and he is a man so down to earth, nigh every fan who has met him has a story of his approachability to tell. And he has a great beard.
Does New Zealand's growing fan base mean they are losing some of their hipster appeal? Fear not. Here are BJ Watling and Neil Wagner. Watling has made a career out of getting tough, unflashy runs, often to rescue New Zealand, and he has played more Test matches (62), scored more runs (3226 at 40.32), and effected more dismissals (240) than any wicketkeeper since his debut in December 2009. How many teams of the decade did he get into?
A few months ago ESPNcricinfo started running a feature called the Buzz, to feature the best social media banter from cricketers. Recently we've been considering changing the name to "Jimmy Neesham's Timeline".
You can't hashtag with a space ffs you're too old for this https://t.co/77qDgzGmLu
— Jimmy Neesham (@JimmyNeesh) October 31, 2015
Good to see grandpa finally figured out how to upload a photo https://t.co/Sxmb4WO3dA pic.twitter.com/xJOhWaAoOK
— Jimmy Neesham (@JimmyNeesh) September 10, 2019
Dustin Silgardo is an assistant editor at ESPNcricinfo