Action: second Test December 4, 2006

What HAS happened at Adelaide

Today the Adelaide Test went from tortuous to worse

Today the Adelaide Test went from tortuous to worse. For much of the day it was like watching a traffic jam. If the match peters out into a draw tomorrow, it will be tempting to write it off as a non-event. But some signficant things have happened…

1. Matthew Hoggard has finally taken a big haul against Australia. His performance here was in a great Yorkshire tradition – not of Fred Trueman, but of Darren Gough and Craig White, who both worked out how to bowl wily cutters on subcontinental featherbeds. “I like a good s***heap,” White used to say. Hoggard, who learnt at the feet of those two, is the new king of the s***heap. Today, his Test career average quietly slipped below 30 – and passed Steve Harmison’s, travelling in the opposite direction.

2. We have again seen the folly of picking a defensive slow bowler whose main contribution is a few runs at no.8. And now both teams are doing it.

3. Of the six veterans in the match, five have struggled. Back-to-back Tests are hard on all the players, but especially on the old and/or infirm. Langer, Hayden and Martyn failed with the bat, Warne and McGrath with the ball. The only greybeard to do well was Adam Gilchrist with his 64 – easily the most fluent of the seven fifties in the match, and highly ominous for England.

4. The other thing about back-to-back Tests is that they are too apt to be an extension of the one before. This one has been played on a very different surface from Brisbane, yet half the players have continued in the same vein: Collingwood, Pietersen and Bell have again made the bulk of England’s runs. Ponting, Hussey, Clarke and Clark have again starred for Australia. Cook, Lee, Harmison, Anderson and Giles have again been virtually empty-handed. Only Langer, Warne, McGrath and Hoggard have had dramatically different fortunes in the two games. Test cricket needs that drama.

5. Andrew Flintoff has confirmed that he can’t do three things at once and shine in all of them. At Brisbane he bowled well, captained indifferently, and batted poorly. Here he batted better, captained a lot better, and bowled worse after a strong start. Now his ankle is hurting again. Something had to give.

6. The match has reiterated that high scoring is boring. We need a nice, tight, tense low-scoring Test at Perth, with the team batting first getting about 300. Whether there is any chance of the pitch allowing this is another matter.

7. England have dragged themselves back to respectability. They can even begin to think about winning the series. But only if they pick more than half an attack.

Tim de Lisle is the editor of Intelligent Life magazine and a former editor of Wisden

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  • testli5504537 on December 9, 2006, 17:44 GMT

    Rhino: we "won The Ashes by 2 runs". Err, no, we won it 2-1. We did win one of the Tests by 2 runs, but it'd have been 40-odd if Bowden had given Kasprowicz when he was plumb lb 1st ball. "If McGrath handn't got injured we'd not have got close" - fact, eh? No. Maybe we mightn't have, but to suggest that McGrath was certain to have made such a difference is highly presumptious. "Absolutely everything went right for England in 2005"? Utter nonsense. You missed the 25 (by some estimates) dropped catches? The copious amount of no-balls? The potentially-crucial not-out of Kasprowicz at Edgbaston (only saved by another contentious one the other way at the end)? The denial of victory at Old Trafford by the loss of almost a day's playing time? Get your head straight.

    Dave - a "Duke swings more than Austin Powers"? What cricket have you been watching in England the last 6 seasons? Assuming you mean conventional swing (rather than reverse, which we saw plenty of in 2005 but not much of in any of the other 5) you're wildly mistaken - conventional swing has been notoriously hard to achieve in recent times. Virtually every bowler in the country commented on it in 2001, and it's been little different since.

  • testli5504537 on December 8, 2006, 12:59 GMT

    Don't you love cricket? - and waiting until the game is finished to declare it boring? I haven't even started bashing the Poms at work - there's 3 tests left! If Australia can win or draw in Perth, I might be tempted to make some comments, but I'll wait until January 6 to any big statements. "Funny old game, cricket."

  • testli5504537 on December 7, 2006, 13:25 GMT

    Honestly, some of you blokes are living in la-la land - I've heard people suggest that England THRASHED us in 2005... Fact - you won the Ashes by 2 runs (in the 3rd Test - if we'd won that, we'd have retained them) Fact - you won every toss bar one Fact - If McGrath hadn't been injured, you'd not have got close to the little urn Fact - absolutely everything went right for England in 2005 - as well as you could possibly have played - and we under-performed - yet you STILL ONLY JUST beat us. So why are you so surprised at what's going on over here now? Peter Clatworthy - we ARE "that good" - the truth is England played as if they were frightened to win - they played for the draw and screwed it up. And as usual, you and many of your mates - including our esteemed host, Mr. De Lisle - crowed just a little too soon. And the REASON we're "that good" is ATTITUDE...there is no way that any of the Aussies are that much more talented than Freddie Flintoff or KP - they're both guns - but it's the negativity of attitude that's killing England and this series. Neither of the abovementioned are negative players usually - so maybe you should be looking a tad further up the food chain...(a certain Mr. Fletcher?) PS - Incidentally, your best bat's a South African, your best spinner's Indian, and your keeper's a Welsh Aussie, or an Aussie Welshman (can't decide which). You've been doing it forever (witness Pataudi, Greig, D'Oliveira, Lamb, Smith, Malcolm, Headley, the Hollioakes - and others I can't think of right now). Try using some ENGLISHMEN like Freddie and Hoggard -they're good value!!!

  • testli5504537 on December 7, 2006, 12:18 GMT

    "re. your point no. 6 - will this essentially dull match (along with the prospect of some more to come) persuade the Australians to give up on the Kookaburra ball."

    Why would we? The ball is not the issue - as any decent sportmen/supporter knows the impliments of the game are there to be used... quality will win out.

    Just because a Dukes ball swings more than Austin Powers (and more frequently!) doesnt mean its better - just different.

    If the english team did their homework they could have realised that: 1. Batting and playing in Aus is different 2. Kooka balls swing and seam differently. 3. Watching hours of domestic or previous test matches would have given them a hint about what to expect.

    Me things the english team has suffered from a lack of preparation, discipline and willingness to put their hands up for the hard yards.

    So blame the pitch, ball, selection, groundsman all you like... at the end of the day the English got beat from a position that was almost un-loseable.

    Time to call a shrink - Monty might finally be of use on this tour but only for his mobile phone (and thats probably the only thing about him close to Warne in quality)

  • testli5504537 on December 6, 2006, 2:04 GMT

    england basically let the match get away from them. they had the match firmly in control and they just give away the match to the aussies on a silver platter.

  • testli5504537 on December 5, 2006, 14:18 GMT

    Peter Clatworthy, you seem to be mistaken - unlike the Englishin 2005, Australian cricket teams do not go around calling ahead to tell curators what variety of pitch would best suit their bowlers. Because Australia has both fine pacemen and fine spinner, they make the most of whatever conditions they find at the ground.

  • testli5504537 on December 5, 2006, 9:27 GMT

    I just can't believe that Duncan Fletcher is still defending his safety first option - picking Ashley for his batting!

    We MUST bowl Australia out twice and so now, there is no excuse. Anderson out, Panesar in.

    Australia will, I am sure, continue to prepare flat tracks.

    I am sorry to say that Freddy is evidently not up to the captaincy and it should be returned to Strauss who thinks more clearly and reacts much better when under pressure. The field placings and standards of leadership today were woefully inadequate. It was no coincidence that a vital Australian wicket was taken when Flintoff was off the field and fielders were brought in to save the one and to improve the catching options.

    Freddy gave this Test away in the first 12 overs by being far too defensive, particularly when Ashley was bowling. Not enough catchers, a deep square leg and a deep square point? He also used Anderson at vital moments when he knew that he was expensive and not yet fully back from a long injury layoff.

    I just hope that our team is thinking about how we can win the next one. What's done is done so let's get on with it and show what we can do.

    This Australia side is not that good, we failed, they did not succeed. We had them for the taking and let them off the hook. England can still make history by coming back from two down. OK it has never been done before. All the more reason to have a go! Now, we have nothing to lose and everything to gain by being bold.

  • testli5504537 on December 5, 2006, 9:23 GMT

    It would appear on the fifth day of back to back tests it was not Dads Army that wilted.

  • testli5504537 on December 4, 2006, 22:30 GMT

    Thanks very much for the comments.. even the ones that got the wrong end of the stick. As Justin realised, and Ben half-realised, item no 2 was a joke. Of course Giles isn't as good a cricketer as Warne.

    Rich – re 3: the difference is that they're not veterans. The oldies are likely to struggle more in the second of back-to-back Tests, which becomes a factor when the six oldest players in the match are all on the same side. Re 5: I didn't say Flintoff should be replaced as captain, I was just pointing out that in each Test so far, he has struggled to get all three of his jobs going well.

    Jay: nice one.

    James W: sorry to have bored you. The accusation of anti-Aussie bias is quite tedious too. So far, this blog has carried more criticisms of England than of Australia. How do you explain that? Anti-English bias, perhaps.

  • testli5504537 on December 4, 2006, 22:03 GMT

    So Fletcher is still justifying picking Anderson over Monty. I read him using Hoggard's success as the reason to pick Anderson over Monty. Isnt Anderson quarter the bowler Hoggard is. At least right now in test match cricket. Who is Fletcher kidding.

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