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Missing the stumps and the point... but only just

There's always something weirder

Sahil Rizwan

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Sahil Rizwan is a comic-strip writer who's always between unemployments. He blogs at The Vigil Idiot

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Comments: 6 
Posted by   on (July 1, 2011, 11:36 GMT)

Good one. Only thing that separates PCB, Australia Cricket and Sri Lanka Board from BCCI is that BCCI has lots of money. Otherwise BCCI always does weirdiest things all the time.

Posted by Vivek.Bhandari on (June 30, 2011, 14:27 GMT)

@Natesan333: yeah, well said. The BCCI people are like a 10-year old in a striptease bar - they don't know what they are doing there and are spending their money at all wrong purposes. But the best part is that they love their spending, whatever it is...

Posted by Natesan333 on (June 30, 2011, 11:53 GMT)

@vivek.bhandari come on man you know they are saving that money for a rainy day!!! On serious note if bcci can't afford drs, how is a poor board going to?

Posted by maverick_ind on (June 30, 2011, 7:55 GMT)

hahaha goood one

Posted by ManAv99 on (June 30, 2011, 7:37 GMT)

Awesomely hilarious! One of the best of french cut. lol@BCCI

Posted by Vivek.Bhandari on (June 30, 2011, 7:26 GMT)

Yes, very correctly pointed out. The BCCI just knows how to churn out money and do not know how to use it properly. The facilities at stadiums are absolutely pathetic, they do not even have supersoppers and stuff like that. Come to think of it, even WI Board has such equipments...

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