Bill Lawry's fancier life
The loudest appealer on the field when he played, the most excitable commentator when he called the game, Bill Lawry talks about his passion for pigeon-racing

"They thought I was nuts [for being a pigeon fancier], but when you're the captain you can afford to be nuts" • Getty Images
Pigeon-racing has been in my family. My father was a pigeon fancier. My brother, who was 14 years older, was a pigeon fancier. So from the day I was born, there has always been pigeon love.
[Laughs] You have to be a bit stupid.
When I first started, we had the life ring and a rubber ring. We put a sheet in, take it to the club, and they put this rubber ring on my pigeon. They put a little slip with the ring number in an envelope. We had a timing clock. Different clock with a ratchet inside and a printing clock. When the pigeons come home, they put a little capsule, take the rubber ring off, put it inside the clock, turn the handle, and it would print the time. Take this clock to the club room, put it over against the master timer, and it would show what I am clocking.
[Laughs] It's simple when you know. Trying to explain pigeon-racing to non-pigeon racers, normally I'd say go away because it is so hard. But it's a hobby that is unfortunately dying because we didn't have computers and mobiles when we were growing up.
[Laughs] It's unbelievable, isn't it? I used to ride my bike to work. To cricket practice. And if I was going to state practice, I used to catch the tram or the train. I have been sort of a late developer.
No, no, no. I have known a couple of Australian Rules footballers, but none of my team-mates.
I would never do it in front of them. [Laughs]
They thought I was nuts, but when you are the captain you can afford to be nuts.
Yeah, it did. In fact, I have often thought I would love to be a professional cricketer now, with the money they are earning, but then I wouldn't have my pigeons because there is no time. I think I'd probably play, though. [Laughs] And then retire and race pigeons.
Is Ian Chappell around? [Looks around] I'm not a cricket vegetable. By that I mean, Ian Chappell can sit here and talk, and would talk, cricket to you all day. When we played, after stumps they'd be in the dressing room still in their gear, talking cricket till 10 o'clock. Half-past six, I am gone. If we are on tour, I'll go out to the theatre or somewhere. Between 11 and 6, I was fanatical. Once six o'clock comes, it was a new world out there.
That's between 11 and 6. That's when I get worked up. Even if my batting might not have shown it, I was always excited. I always appealed the loudest on the field. A bloke like Ian Chappell would, after the game, sit down with a drink. Doug Walters and four or five around him. You come back the next day and the dressing room would be wrecked. For me, I just loved the competition. Didn't necessarily like the next part after that. I didn't mind it. I would rather go with somebody like Ian Redpath or Keith Stackpole to the movies or the theatre or to the foyer. Even here with Channel Nine, after the game, Tony Greig and I would go for a meal at half-past seven and come back at half-past nine, and the others would be going out then. Everybody is different.
No I can't. I breed a hundred pigeons a year. If I can get two really good ones - two out of a 100 - then I am having a very good season. It's a little bit like breeding a greyhound or a racehorse. Pigeons are unlike the greyhounds or the racehorse, which you can see go around. With pigeons you can't. So it's more trial and error.
We build up. We have about 22 races in a season. We start with 100 miles, 150 miles, 200 miles and 300 miles. As you go, you find that the weak ones drop off and the better ones come forward. That's how you work out which ones are good.
[Laughs] No. Imagine I am a horse trainer. Or a trotting trainer. They have horses. I have pigeons.
No, but if I walked into my loft, I can tell you each one, who its parents are. They are like looking at your brothers and sisters. If you walked in, they will look all the same to you.
You can't call a pigeon race. The thing about a pigeon race is, it's a patience game. They take them away to the race point. I am sitting here. I have to wait. I wait and wait and wait. If it's a strong headwind, say they are racing that way and the wind is blowing this way, they will do 40 miles an hour. If the wind is blowing that way, they might do 65 miles an hour. I am waiting at home with my pigeon clock, my time and my friends, and you wait and you wait. There might be a storm here that I don't know about at 200 miles. Until they come, you don't know.
Yeah, you jump up like going, "He's out. Here's one." And you go "What a ripper", and you think you have a winner and you go down to the club. This other fellow is an hour in front of you. So, all of a sudden you are down again.
It's a different thing. I suppose the thing with a pigeon race is, you breed the parents, then you breed the bird and then you train it every day of its life. You feed it. I am cleaning the loft every day. Every day of my life I am cleaning out a pigeon loft. Then you send them away. My pigeons are in a race with 4000 or 5000 other pigeons and I send 15. So the odds aren't great. When you get a good one, that's when you get a thrill. It's a friendship that you make. When you win, it's great. Like when you win a Test match, it's great. I have got a friend of mine. We trained together. We sit there for two or three hours waiting. That's wonderful. We are both in our 60s and 70s and we enjoy it.
That's my choice. Don't get me wrong. I have made a lot of friends in cricket. But as I said, every tour I went to England or South Africa, I would spend every Sunday with pigeon fanciers. I've still got heaps of friends. Bob Barber I send Christmas cards to every year since the time I played against him in England.
I told her, "Look I am playing cricket. This will last about ten years and then cricket will be over. If you can put up with that. I have to be honest with you. I am a pigeon fancier and I will have them for the rest of my life, so you have to be prepared for that." Because that was the only way I would be happy, and she was happy to put up with the pigeons. But unfortunately my cricket career went for ten years there to 37 years here [in commentary].
What happened was, Greigy used to know about my pigeon love because he had a few South African fancier friends. We are sitting one day and a pigeon landed in the grandstand of the Sydney Cricket Ground, and the cameramen are fantastic and they go, "There's a pigeon." And Greigy said, "There's a pigeon." And I said, "There's Wendy, Greigy." And it went on. And we come back next day and Greigy says, "I have given Wendy the kraaahhhh [the cut-throat]." And I go, "What?" This is going on air and people are loving it. That's Greigy. He could make something out of nothing.
First they made fun of me because they thought I was slow when I batted, and now they make fun of me because of my pigeons. [Laughs]
Sidharth Monga is an assistant editor at ESPNcricinfo