'You can't have tea tea'
Rage over erroneously named foods and more in this week's Twitter round-up

Bopara: "I'll give you chai latte, %$#^&" • Getty Images
Ravi Bopara's incensed.
Shaun Marsh's imagination isn't up to much.
@shaunmarsh9
Have you ever woken up and the weather's been so bad that you couldn't even bring yourself to get out of bed? Alviro Petersen has had that experience.
Phil Hughes has been under attack from all angles recently, but Damien Martyn witnessed what sounds like a vicious nocturnal assault on the poor lad.
Tim Bresnan wishes Graeme Swann well, having had elbow surgery recently himself.
But Graeme Swann's got bigger worries.
Dale Steyn didn't get a window seat or an aisle seat.
Pat Cummins is cooking.
Spare no details, Kemar.
@KemarAJR
So too Jonny Bairstow, who is in need of answers to some of the bigger questions in life.
Let's finish with the words of the wisest cricketer of all - Shaun Pollock.
Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket