Bollocks to the man in black
The Guardian's cricket correspondent, Mike Selvey, is a man who never leaves home without a guitar on his back
Well we all know it's really a lads' lavatorial joke to do with the repercussions of touring that part of the world and there, under the shamiana behind the dressing rooms at Wankhede Stadium, it should have been laid to rest. But he has created a monster has Fred. Now it's the Ring of Fire that is implanted indelibly and, one week on, it burns, burns, burns in my brain. I may need counselling and I bet I'm not the only one.
Andrew Miller is the former UK editor of ESPNcricinfo and now editor of The Cricketer magazine