'If I could have a super power, I'd be invisible'
Murray Goodwin reveals secrets of ageing, scoring big hundreds, and of his own anatomical extras

Murray Goodwin: more hilarious than his team-mates • Getty Images
Clean-living, Guinness and KFC!
You have to stay in the present. Respect the bowler and play each ball as it comes. It's important to try to do the basics for as long as possible.
It's hard to say. My international hundreds are special. The 335 I scored to win the County Championship with Sussex for the first time is special too - and the 87 not out to win the Pro40 game against Nottinghamshire in 2008 was up there. We needed 12 an over, there were ten overs remaining and we were eight wickets down - and we won. We needed four off the last ball to win and I managed to hit a six.
I have a few stumps from a few games. I also have a couple of signed shirts, which are nice memories to have.
I love the fact he is playing and I honestly believe he will be better than me as long as he stays away from booze and girls! As long as he stays humble and works hard, he can go places. His legspinners excite me as he idolises Shane Warne.
No, I'm very relaxed. I want him to make mistakes so he learns.
Not at all.
In a dead four-day game, both captains should be able to agree to call it off at tea on the last day.
Me, for no other reason other than that I'm hilarious!
Grant Flower.
Of course. He was destined to move into coaching. He has a very good cricket brain.
Yes. I fancy looking at the options of becoming a batting coach first and see where that takes me.
To be invisible.
I have three testicles!
Either at three or four.
In India there is just sheer passion everywhere. So it would be either there or at Chelmsford. They always get stuck into me there - and they are not very smart. I'm like a brain surgeon compared to the average fan in Essex!