If there's one thing this column loves about Twitter, it's the glamour.
This week's big news was Test Match Special commentator Charles Dagnall attempting to repair a brick shed.
Daggers is a man who's down with the lingo.
— And he made unbelievably rapid progress.
— At this point he concluded that he needed more cement. Way more cement. WAY more cement.
— This is a good use of hash tags.
Having already acquired a flat scrapery thing, he next improvised a cement plate thing from which to scrape all that cement with his flat scrapery thing prior to application.
— We did say he was down with the lingo.
In fact at this point, he really got into things.
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— However that conversation eventually panned out, he got one.
Look at it!
— He's unstoppable.
— He's stoppable.
Elsewhere, Virat Kohli looked a bit woozy and tired, like just about everyone who ever tries to "detox".
— Tim Bresnan didn't detox. He admired the view instead.
— Morne Morkel went to the cinema.
— And Shoaib Akhtar showcased his commendably poor grasp of football terminology.
— That's the spirit, Shoaib.
Scott Styris and Mark Richardson meanwhile were talking bat size.
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— Richardson's clearly a man of strong opinions. Here's another.
— Finally, somewhere in the world there is always a cricketer complaining about air travel, and also attaching a little account of what transpired just so that we're all in the picture.
— Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket