When KP walked into a tree

So what's been happening recently?

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Yes, the World Cup's over. But before we move on, let's first relive a few moments from the final with the man who would have been named top Twitterer of the tournament, were there such a thing - Jimmy Neesham.

Before the match began, he made his priorities clear.

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The tension was palpable.

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And like many New Zealanders, he had plenty to say about the dimensions of the MCG.

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But once the match finally got underway, he soon settled into that timeless pastime, picking up on inadvertent double entendres made by the commentators.

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If only his team-mates could have performed so well. In the end, all that was left was the straw-clutching.

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And New Zealand also had to wave goodbye to Daniel Vettori.

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Since then England have arrived in St Kitts ahead of their Test series against West Indies. Stuart Broad brings us the weather forecast.

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While an infamous absentee appears to be filling his time by inviting obvious jokes from his detractors.

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Such as inside a silver birch?

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A valuable lesson.

Kemar Roach's lessons have rarely been opaque, but his philosophy seems to be becoming ever more straightforward.

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Or maybe he'd just followed Paul Collingwood at the cash machine.

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Last time around, Steven Finn was revelling in being back in a UK Nando's. But has the dream turned sour?

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Perhaps it is renouncing the cricketer's traditional diet that has allowed Andrew Flintoff to become unrecognisably svelte since retirement.

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And for our now traditional highbrow finish.

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