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Flea-market bargains, and Morne Streisand

Also, Dhoni's frank but unscientific knowledge, what to say in Port Elizabeth to show dislike, and why Jozi is like Delhi, kinda, in part three of the South Africa tour diary

Sidharth Monga

January 24, 2011

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A tuk-tuk in Durban
Possibly the only auto-rickshaw in South Africa © ESPNcricinfo Ltd
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January 11
Roop's tuk-tuk. Owner claims it is the only auto-rickshaw in the country. Haven't seen any other so will believe him. Innovative circular seating inside. Big enough to seat six or seven. Brought in from Thailand. With loud music and a sort of open-air ambience, it is quite the rage on Durban's Marine Parade. Like the Mercedes sign on it. Will see cycle rickshaws later in Cape Town, but this is something else.

January 12
Another late-night walk in Durban, along Florida Road in Morningside. Innovative streetlights that hang from a wire that runs along the edges of the streets. Last night in Durban. Remember how Durban cricketers describe a good cricketer. "He can play."

AB de Villiers livens up the middle overs, scoring 76 off 69, finding gaps with precision, running hard, using his feet well against spin, setting up a comfortable win for South Africa in the first ODI. Durban approves. AB can play.

January 13
Back in Johannesburg. Also called Jozi. Perhaps the least likeable of South African cities. Something about it. Just doesn't have the warmth of Durban and Cape Town, and that's not a comment on weather. The distances perhaps, which make it impossible to walk around, unlike in Cape Town and Durban. Cabs costly, eat up one's allowance. A bit like Delhi, where people live in big houses in big spaces. Would help if Jozi had Delhi's street food.

January 14
South Africa Football Association (SAFA) not happy. Reason being SABC (the national broadcaster) telecasts the cricket match live in place of the 7pm news. The same news slot that the SABC has used as reason to shift football matches to 8.30pm kickoffs. "Soccer is the sport of the poor man in our country. It is simply not fair to expect the man in the street to look for public transport late at night to get to and home from a Bafana match," says Leslie Sedibe, SAFA's CEO. Agree with the second part of his statement, after many a late night without transport.

January 15
Live choke. South Africa freeze. Absolutely freeze. It's a word to be used with caution, understandably so, but there is no other description that fits this better. Need 38 in 18 overs with five wickets in hand, and then three in eight overs with two wickets standing. Not happening. Two men cut short and wide deliveries straight to point in what proves to be the last over.

Munaf Patel, bowler of that last over, later says he was under pressure because people from his village were there. "They will still come to hotel to say bye." How different the definition of pressure for each of us.

January 16
Greenmarket Square in Cape Town. Lovely flea market. Buy t-shirts for 15 rand each. Knock-offs of team jerseys from football World Cup are the most popular. Netherlands, South Africa, Ghana. That's just 45 rand, equivalent to about US$7, or the price of transport from one block to another in Johannesburg. Duidelik.

Not to be found: light blue jerseys. That's because Uruguay knocked out South Africa's new favourites, Ghana, on penalties after a deliberate handball - a genius of a move from Luis Suárez that denied Ghana a winner in the last minute of the quarter-final. Ghana missed the consequent penalty, and then the shootout. Heartbreak in South Africa. They love Ghana so much they started calling them Baghana Baghana, after their home team, Bafana Bafana. The nation then turned against Uruguay. A front-page photo awaited anyone wearing a light blue shirt on the fan-walk on semi-final day. No one did.

 
 
"I have always seen the commentators saying that the lights are on and it will do a bit. Frankly it does do a bit more. Scientifically I don't know" MS Dhoni displays his knowledge of what the ball does under lights
 

January 17
Taxi in Cape Town means mini-bus. Take one back from Newlands, a suburb, to town. "Taxi gachi" is the name for the conductor in these mini-buses. "Claremont-Mowbray-Cape Town" said in singsong is a common taxi-gachi cry in Cape Town. Don't like their urge to fill those taxis with as many human beings as possible.

January 18
Going to the cricket in Cape Town is an experience. Begins with the walk to the Cape Town train station. Unlike Mumbai, where people take trains from the suburbs to town, to either Wankhede or Brabourne, here one goes from town to suburbs. Team jerseys, flags, beer, coolers, sunscreen, dressed-up people, give the Metro a colourful appearance. And it's not a bad ground to go to, is Newlands.

At the cricket, Yusuf Pathan bats with ridiculous ease on a pitch on which everyone else struggles. Hits Johan Botha for three sixes in one over. Helps India chase 221.

January 19
Port Elizabeth. Earthiest of cities, never mind the Indian Ocean almost all around. No make-believe. Old buildings have stayed old. Some call it the forgotten city, some the friendly city. Both could be true, especially the latter.

Accent gets thicker moving from the Western Cape to the Eastern. When they don't like something, they say, "Na, bru, na." When they like it, "Nna" with a click and in a deep, guttural voice. Works when bargaining in the flea market. Keep saying "Na, bru, na" until the price is right. Nna.

January 20
Time for another MS Dhoni classic. Asked just why is it that the ball starts moving under the lights. Says: "Frankly speaking, I don't know too much about it. I never used to watch cricket a lot. I have never watched a full 50-over game, but I have always seen the commentators saying that the lights are on and it will do a bit. Frankly it does do a bit more. Scientifically I don't know."


Uruguay fans cheer prior to the third-place match, Germany v Uruguay, third-place playoff, World Cup football, Port Elizabeth, July 10, 2010
When in South Africa, don't wear or buy these colours © AFP
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January 21
PE is the land of Chevrolets - and many other car manufacturers. Notice many old Volkswagen Beetles. Loud but the real deal. Chevrolet sponsor the local team, the Chevrolet Warriors. Have placed one car in the stands, behind the square-leg boundary. Any batsman who hits it gets the car. Sadly it has been there for four years and not many have come close.

As the game starts, without power in the ground, the famous PE band, much in Sri Lankan style, livens up the stadium. No national anthems before the match because of power cut, but the band plays the South Africa one even as the match continues.

JP Duminy scores just two fours and a six in his 71, most of them with the tail, and sets up a series-equalising win. "JP, jou lekker ding," says PE.

January 22
"Barbara Streisand" by Duck Sauce. Track of the season. Remix of "Gotta Go Home" by Boney M, with "Barbara Streisand" thrown in every 30 or 40 seconds. All over the place - clubs, cabs, cricket. It's the cricket version that is most enjoyable. Morne Morkel has it as his entry music. The local DJ has mixed it so that every time they are supposed to say Barbra Streisand, they say "Morne Morkel". Pretty cool.

January 23
Last Dance With Mary Jane. One final day of a memorable tour. Hashim Amla and Yusuf Pathan make it more memorable with contrasting centuries, the first of the series. Morkel's four wickets prove to be the difference in the end, winning South Africa the series, and himself the Man-of-the-Series award. New DJ at the ground. Doesn't play Morkel's song. Morkel later says he is disappointed he didn't get to hear it.

Stay for a bit at the ground to finish wrap. Suddenly farewells start flowing. It's all over here at SuperSport Park. Fittingly the last song played in the hospitality suites in "Save Tonight".

Sidharth Monga is an assistant editor at ESPNcricinfo

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Posted by bleedBLUE on (January 26, 2011, 7:55 GMT)

Nice work by siddarth. SA and IND are freinds. But not while playing cricket. Wishing all Indians a GREAT REPUBLIC DAY

Posted by thrash_metal on (January 25, 2011, 10:37 GMT)

@BenKrankenhaus Please tell me you're joking about someone liking that fag song?

Posted by knowledge_eater on (January 25, 2011, 0:39 GMT)

That was good summary, it's always good to know about different cultures, their hobbies and interests. I have dream of doing a World Tour one-day (not alone though), don't know when is that going to happen. Just don't write India can't play short balls and stuff in between please. Thanks.

Posted by   on (January 24, 2011, 20:12 GMT)

I love your SA tour. Come back soon!

Posted by highveldhillbilly on (January 24, 2011, 17:23 GMT)

Hey Sid, it was a pleasure having you and all Indian fans. Was a great season and looking forward to your return.

Posted by BenKrankenhaus on (January 24, 2011, 13:45 GMT)

@Maddy20 : It's not her song, but a song by Duck Sauce that's called Barbara streisand & features her name in the track...It has a very catchy tune! But Barbara replaced by Morne??!! lol...too good!!

Posted by MojoRSA on (January 24, 2011, 13:06 GMT)

@Maddy20 - Don't worry, I'm sure very few people do. The song referred to is not actually sung by Barbera Streisand, it is some sort of dance music.

Posted by maddy20 on (January 24, 2011, 11:55 GMT)

Barbara Streisand of all people? You gotta be kidding me! Did not actually expect anyone would appreciate her music! Yuck :P

Posted by LazloWoodbine on (January 24, 2011, 8:41 GMT)

Light blue tops are almost compulsory attire in Pretoria, I'm afraid. Home of the Blue Bulls - SA's third national sport, rugby. Last Dance with Mary Jane??? LOL! What WERE you doing out with Herschelle Gibbs???

Posted by Seether1 on (January 24, 2011, 7:37 GMT)

Great diary Sidharth! I enjoyed every entry. Visit again soon ok!

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