'English players will be drinking concrete milkshakes in Darwin'
Just what you wanted: more wretched Ashes sledging, but on Twitter

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Not all Aussie cricketers have secured a win recently.
Disappointed about poker, but just had a swim in the 33 degree heat & treating myself to a large Hawaiian pizza for dinner,so feeling better
— Shane Warne (@warne888) November 30, 2013
7 Weet-Bix and milk before a days cricket! Brings back memories #raisedonweetbix #Ashes
— Brett Lee (@BrettLee_58) November 22, 2013
English players will be drinking concrete milkshakes in Darwin so they can toughen up.
— Rodney Hogg (@RMHogg) November 26, 2013
Had my first bowl back today in the nets. At least half of them landed on the pitch.
— Pat Cummins (@93Cummins) November 24, 2013
These are stormy times for England.
A thunderstorm hits signalling the arrival of my mum and dad in Adelaide. How very Biblical
— Graeme Swann (@Swannyg66) December 2, 2013
I'll bat at 3 if no one else wants to, I might be bruised by the end of it but I'd at least get the ball soft #ashes
— Paul Collingwood (@Colly622) December 3, 2013
It does seem you are a better player once retired , flattered by the calls for my come back . Just a reminder 5-0 ! #inmyday
— fred flintoff (@flintoff11) November 24, 2013
Slugs have 4 noses ! Good night x
— fred flintoff (@flintoff11) December 3, 2013
Chris Gayle: role model.
Don't smoke Cigarettes, there are cooler ways to die.
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) December 1, 2013
Chris Gayle: role model.
Anyone - have u ever accidentally splash your self when washing a spoon? #PissMeOff
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) December 1, 2013
If there's one thing Kemar Roach is good at, it's delivering an opaque, context-free exclamation which sounds somehow positive despite a complete lack of meaningful detail.
Upper Echelon!
— Kemar Roach (@KemarAJR) November 25, 2013
Dont count the days, make the days count!
— Kraigg Brathwaite (@K_Brathwaite) December 2, 2013
Somewhere in the world, there is always a professional cricketer complaining about jet lag. Nando's-loving Alex Hales finds himself in the wrong regular feature this week.
Jet lagged wandering the streets of Adelaide on my Todd.. What can I do?!
— Alex Hales (@AlexHales1) December 2, 2013
They're making the most of Adelaide - that's what they're doing.
Nandos demolished! Now time for breaking bad #adelaide #ashes
— michael carberry (@carbs646) December 4, 2013
Adelaide's no Alice Springs, that's for certain.
Not everyone's cup of tea but enjoying the tractor & cattle price adverts on tv in Alice Springs! #greatidea
— Boyd Rankin (@boydrankin) December 4, 2013
Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket