'Well, that escalated quickly!'

In amongst trying and failing to sum up the Kevin Pietersen situation in a single sentence, the world's cricketers have found time to say some other stuff on Twitter. Here's some of it.

Michael Vaughan appeared to have kicked his habit of #justsaying things in recent times. Sadly, he's fallen off the wagon.

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It's an odd thing to #justsay, since pretty much everyone involved already accepts that the last 18 months has been precisely that.

As ever, England's main concerns appear to be - in order - [a] themselves and [b] Australia.

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Yes, if they weren't already, England are now officially all at [c].

One tourist who's not particularly enjoying himself is Fidel Edwards. Last time around, he was complaining about the British weather. Is he at least enjoying the food?

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You'd have to guess not.

Perhaps Fidel might like to try teleporting home every time he's feeling hungry. Sadly this is apparently not an option. Jimmy Neesham received a message from God on the subject.

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Saqlain Mushtaq appears to be addressing Kemar Roach with his latest piece of advice.

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But maybe that's the problem. What are other people saying about you, Kemar?

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Might as well keep bragging then.

A lot of international cricketers dream about being musicians. A somewhat smaller number of musicians dream about being international cricketers. Then there are a handful of ex-international cricketers who dream about being international cricketers.

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Actually, thinking about it, rather a lot of ex-international cricketers dream about being international cricketers. That's pretty much what T20 leagues are for.

Last week Gilo - in his role as Lancashire's director of cricket - announced that he and Andrew Flintoff had agreed that the latter would focus on "non-cricket stuff" this year. What might that entail?

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That's no sportsman's diet.

Of course we all know what does form the bulk of a cricketer's diet, but despite this there are more signs that the popularity of Nando's is on the wane.

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Nandoos. That's where the cool kids eat these days. Completely different place.

Somewhere in the world, there is always a cricketer or ex-cricketer making some sort of observation relating to air travel.

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Yes, it is. And they're not even flying anywhere. They're just popping in for a swift one. English cricket has driven them to it.