The Index
Who's greater, Warne or the Sri Lankan with 800? We can finally lay that argument to rest
What's the most ignominious way to get out? These are hard to beat
Bring on the molluscs, naked sprints and red cards
Things players can drop from their repertoires to be more effective
Being cool
You hear it all the time, the man is effortlessly cool. Nonsense. I don't care who it is - Johnny Cash included - there is effort in being cool. How much effort? Well, at least 10% of his life must go towards being cool, if not more. He could start by giving up the designer sunnies, get a short back-and-sides haircut and stop looking like nothing is bothering him. With that extra 10% he could run between the wickets like Mike Hussey, and you don't need to be cool to be Mike Hussey.
Any cricket fans on the social-networking micro-blogging platform know how important Swann is to it. Sehwag - prophet of Sehwagology that he is - is rather boring, Michael Clarke's tweets have never reached the heady heights of dull, and pictures of Sulieman Benn on a motorcycle are enjoyable, but not fulfilling. Swann obviously puts time and effort into his tweeting. Coming up with witty one-liners and new ways to abuse Tim Bresnan. While this is great for us, if he was to cut Twitter out of his life, he could learn how to play short-pitched bowling and become a real allrounder.
No ignominy is too demeaning for England. To prove it, we've picked 17 of the finest shameful moments from their history. (Featuring rather a lot of players named Ian. Hmm.)
England brought Twenty20 to the world and then they brought them James Kirtley, Darren Maddy, Chris Schofield and Jeremy Snape.
Any era. Head or facial. Rarely has one man brought so much hirsute shame on the nation. At least he could play a bit.
Cricketers who wouldn't be half-bad at football
Trophy wife? Check.
Footballers need to be light and nimble on their feet. Shahid Afridi is light and nimble on his feet. You should have seen him back in 2005, doing the fandango all over the Faisalabad pitch, with spikes on.
For their dexterous and skilful use of their legs to play the cricket ball during their epic stand of 411 against West Indies in 1957.
The IPL was followed by the World Twenty20 and now we have the Friends Provident t20 upon us. How do you avoid viewer-burnout for this format?
The most rocking player names in all of cricket
A newspaper is campaigning to make Sachin Tendulkar the most-followed person on Twitter. We've got some advice for Mr T on what he can do to help the process along
Increase in followers: 50,000
Increase in followers: 100,000 minus AK
Increase in followers: 200,000
What's a poor IPL commissioner to do if he is not IPL commissioner anymore? We've got a few suggestions