The CV

Kandy is dandy

Kandy is dandy

Well now, if it isn't the rubber-wristed, Aussie-loving pop-eyed magician himself

19-Jun-2009•Osman Samiuddin

Dude, where's my bike?

Dude, where's my bike?

Stock the fridge with milk, fill up the fuel tank and give it up for India's captain

15-Jun-2009•S Aga

Salt of the north

Salt of the north

Let us now praise the self-deprecating, gully-patrolling, on-side-favouring, Sunderland-loving England captain. Or not

11-Jun-2009•Carlos Michael

All bets are off

All bets are off

Will the one-time gambler, all-time champion, sometime goatee-wearer ever stop spitting into his palms? No one's holding their breath

05-Jun-2009•Osman Samiuddin

Sex, drugs, pizza

Sex, drugs, pizza

Well now, if it isn't the cigarette-smoking, beer-chugging, text-messaging blond wonder

19-May-2009•Osman Samiuddin

Ka-ching! It's Bing

Ka-ching! It's Bing

Put on your extra-strength sunglasses, people, or be blinded by the radiance of Australia's shiniest superstar

15-May-2009•Andrew Hughes

Mother of all spinners

Mother of all spinners

He nearly went off to to the US to drive trucks before his career as a dancer, slapper and Aussie-basher took off

12-May-2009•Osman Samiuddin

Just chillin'

Just chillin'

He's too cool for cricket, but plays anyway because it'd be such a bore looking for something else to do

08-May-2009•S Aga

Good Lord

Good Lord

Crap fielding, tardiness, the ability to get up Aussie noses double quick... It's got to be Geoff Boycott's favourite Kolkatan

02-May-2009•Osman Samiuddin

Hit the ball, hit the bottle

Hit the ball, hit the bottle

He's big, he's agile, and he'll drink you under the table any old day of the week

28-Apr-2009•S Aga

The greatest love of all

The greatest love of all

England's finest South African import is a man who has found eternal truth in a certain Whitney Houston song

23-Apr-2009•S Aga

Angry young Roy

Angry young Roy

He's big, he's dreadlocked, he's got a bagful of attitude problems

19-Apr-2009•Osman Samiuddin

Mop top

Mop top

Yorker-loving, hair-raising, eyebrow-piercing Sri Lankan sensation

06-Apr-2009•S Aga

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