The Long Handle


The Outlaw Jesse Ryder
The Outlaw Jesse Ryder

In which Wild Abe de Villiers and his vile gang get their just desserts. Or maybe not

An infiltrator in the West Indies proletariat
An infiltrator in the West Indies proletariat

The on-strike players find the enemy is within

The adventures of Captain Cool and Angry Boy
The adventures of Captain Cool and Angry Boy

In which they take on a dangerous mission to rescue the BCCI from penury

The Kevin Pietersen I've never met
The Kevin Pietersen I've never met

A random selection of the world's most prominent personages give us their ten cents worth

A search-and-cajole mission
A search-and-cajole mission

In which detectives Tuk Tuk and Boom Boom go to find a miffed colleague

Earth-shaking extracts
Earth-shaking extracts

Exclusive snippets from the book you're all dying to read

Boom-Boom and gang pulled up for lazyitis
Boom-Boom and gang pulled up for lazyitis

Detective Tuk-Tuk cracks the whip on the gluttons

Escape from St Thrower's
Escape from St Thrower's

In part two of our hospital drama, two chuckers try to trick the doctor

A history lesson with David Lloyd
A history lesson with David Lloyd

Why cricket is all about manning up, children

A fable of West Indian cricket
A fable of West Indian cricket

In which WIPA and WICB kiss and make up and live to fight another day

Operation: Extraction Ajmal
Operation: Extraction Ajmal

In episode two of Tuk-Tuk and Boom-Boom, Lahore PD, a cunning plot is hatched

The great British moan-off (feat Shoaib)
The great British moan-off (feat Shoaib)

An all-star cast of whingers face-off, to impress Boycs and Athers

Only when I bowl the doosra!
Only when I bowl the doosra!

Saeed Ajmal goes to the doctor after coming down with a nasty case of the chucks

More exclusive earth-shaking excerpts
More exclusive earth-shaking excerpts

It's the book you can't wait to read. It's the book we've got a sneak peek of

A shocking book about English cricket
A shocking book about English cricket

How did they lose the last Ashes? It's all explained in this corker

Tuk-Tuk and Boom-Boom, Lahore PD
Tuk-Tuk and Boom-Boom, Lahore PD

Two ace detectives go in to handle a hostage situation

Is it harsh to hurl feline-related insults at England?
Is it harsh to hurl feline-related insults at England?

Or is Alastair Cook being a bit catty?

Was Michael Vaughan right?
Was Michael Vaughan right?

We'll find out next year. Sadly, all signs point to yes

India's new tall, shouty envisioneer
India's new tall, shouty envisioneer

Who will be completing Duncan Fletcher's sentences and performing complicated surgeries on the players

Time for a refund?
Time for a refund?

Two middleweight boxers faced off. After two rounds, one chose to stop fighting