'Watch my comments on the over rate tonight'
Seductive invitations and more in this week's Twitter round-up
Kevin Pietersen's tweet was fairly typical.
@shaun_tait32
At least one Aussie has been enjoying himself since the Ashes. Nathan Bracken's running for parliament.
It's important to have understanding team-mates like Tim Bresnan when you suffer the disappointment of missing out on England selection.
Damien Martyn's got a cracking sales pitch.
Graeme Smith's been covering some ground.
Simon Doull picked up a slight faux pas on the part of a fellow commentator.
Kraigg Brathwaite isn't afraid to confuse "to" with "too".
Graham Onions has an apology to make.
Kemar has a message for us all.
@KemarAJR
Shaun Pollock might be running dry. This isn't up to his usual standards.
Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket