8 November 1997
Fine blend of spice and steel
Sue Mott
THE England cricket squad are in Lanzarote this morning preparing,
like swallows, for their winter's migration. Not long after
Christmas, they will fluff up their feathers (not white ones,
hopefully) and flap off for the Caribbean where hawk-eyed birds of
prey with huge wingspans (known to the RSPB as Curtly Ambrose and
Courtney Walsh) lie in wait. Sue Mott talks to Nasser Hussain.
"There are two different ways you can go. You can prove you've got the
inner strength to stay out there or you can think: 'It's probably a bit
easier to be back in the pavilion'." This is your England vice-captain
speaking, Nasser Hussain, who does not favour the rush-back-to-the-nest
approach and ruffled a good deal more than feathers this summer when he
announced that county cricket was soft. It was his hard luck that almost
instantly Mark Ilott and Robert Croft were trading blows with their
handbags over a darkening wicket in a NatWest semi-final.
More grist to his image. To the green-eyed mirage of a temperamental
upstart was added a vein of uncompromising nastiness. Nothing, nothing
could be further from the truth. Nass, according to the Daily Mirror's
guide to cricket crumpet anyway, is little short of an angel in human
form. "King Nass is to cricket what Prince Naz is to boxing -
devastating!" said the susceptible tabloid.
He is, undoubtedly, a good bloke. Despite chronic jetlag that stemmed
from his holiday in India and Mauritius, he sat patiently in a room at
the Essex cricket school last week and subjected himself to a series of
nasty accusations.
One, that you are a disciplinary nightmare. "But I don't consider I've
had any bad scrapes. I've been disciplined twice by Essex but only for
silly little arguments. I didn't really see eye-to-eye with Neil Foster
and once he had a go at me on the pitch. When we went in the dressing
room I sort of kicked my cricket case across to Mark Ilott and it
scratched his leg. So he stood up and I stood up and before long . . . "
He is telling this story beneath a handwritten sign on the wall that
reads: 'Listen To Each Other. Respect Others' Opinions. Work As A Team.
Keep A Positive Attitude. Be Punctual.' Well, he was punctual.
Two, that you sink into a childish rage when given out. "It does mean a
lot to me, my batting. It's not just a job and I hate giving my wicket
away. For two or three minutes I come in, I kick my case or something
and everyone has to leave me alone. Then it's out of my system and I'm
just as happy as ever.
"It's very much a character thing. When Graham Gooch was out, he just
came in, took his gear off, watched the video and went and answered his
post. Whereas when Mark Waugh [ex-Essex] was out, we used to sit there
counting the F-words he came out with. I think he got up to about 18
once."
And three, that you showboated quite unnecessarily upon scoring 207
against Australia at Edgbaston. "But there was so much in my mind at the
time. I'd never got 200 before and this wasn't 200 against Oxford or
something, it was 200 in an Ashes Test match. And all through the
innings I was thinking - it sounds a bit corny - this is huge. In the
offices and pubs all over the country, they're talking about The Ashes.
There are so many people watching and willing you to do it. I really
wanted to see it through."
Arms outstretched, bat upraised, helmet off ("because you get letters of
complaint if you don't") he stood bathed in the rapture of the crowd as
a Warne flipper sped to the boundary. Mark Waugh came over and said:
"Well played, now f*** off and get out because we've seen enough of
you." Shortly thereafter, Nass nicked one from Warne. Show over.
He lay on the massage table afterwards, the team physio doing one leg,
the dressing room attendant doing the other, which is a scene the Daily
Mirror crumpet correspondents can ponder for a while, and when he leapt,
or crept, off again he was a different man. Recognised.
"That week was absolute chaos. I've never had so much press in my whole
life. There were five press people at Hove when I went down for our
match against Sussex, and Brough Scott," - which may not sound like a
day in the life of Liam Gallagher to you, but is a big deal in county
cricket.
Always the possessor of a fancy face - a remarkable confluence of those
slanting, feline emerald eyes, nose like a Himalayan promontory and a
mouth like the one Jerry Hall's been kissing all these years (Wisden
meets Mills & Boon) - now it is a face that gets noticed. "I was
surprised, very surprised in India. It had been absolutely ideal for me
to go away for a month and not have anyone recognise me at all. But when
I got to my brother's flat in Delhi the kid downstairs had put up a
poster saying: 'Welcome Nasser' and he wanted to play cricket in the
garden with me.
"And just going around the Taj Mahal with Karen [his wife], quite a few
little kids came up to get a photo taken with us and stuff. It was quite
an eye-opener, being all the way out in Agra and still being
recognised."
SO, nearly 30, he has made it. He has proved himself against the
Australians, intense, competitive, sledge-buster that he is, and now all
he has to do is repeat the performance against the West Indies. It has
not been his happiest hunting ground. In his first tour, aged 21, he
broke a wrist playing tennis - unbeknown to him - and underachieved with
the bat. In his second tour there, his wrist stayed intact but only to
carry the drinks tray. He is hopeful of improvement.
"It's a great place. Your training is a bit of swimming or running on
the beach. The crowds carry music systems about half the size of this
room. People dressed in drag are dancing around. And, obviously, the
cricket is great fun." If this sounds like Ian Botham in pre-tour mood,
do not be deceived. Where once a Caribbean tour seemed to consist of
smoking joints the size of a rolled up newspaper, drinking a string of
seething cocktails from a coconut shell and getting to know the locals,
the new breed of England cricketer has no such extra-curricular agenda.
"We enjoy our moments. When we win Test matches and stuff like that Ath
is very keen on everyone going out and having a good time as a team. We
all get drunk and end up on a beach somewhere. But I think, really, the
game has changed. There's a bit more money coming into it. It's a bit
more competitive. After a day on the field, you go back to the hotel,
find a few team-mates and go out to dinner. Then you're either sad and
watch the cricket highlights or watch a film or something.
"The highlight for me last summer was Thorpey knocking on my door with a
bottle of red wine saying: 'Let's play cards'." This from a man to whom
David Gower was a hero. A hero but not a role model. "David would rather
be at a Hunter Valley wine-tasting than in the nets and I do like the
nets. It's a bit boring but it's the influence of Gooch and Fletcher at
Essex. What keeps me going is that I don't want to say: 'What if?' I
want to make the most of my ability."
THE influence of his Indian father, Joe, is profound in this regard. He
was determined that Nasser would be an educated international cricketer.
Now Hussain is the England captain once-removed with a degree in geology
from Durham University. Despite his Anglo-Indian background - he was
born in Madras and removed to England at the age of seven - Nasser has
no difficulty is swearing his allegiance to the crown.
"It's a difficult subject, but basically it's where you've been
educated, where you've learned your cricket. When I was younger there
was only one side I wanted to win and that was England," he said. "I
consider myself very, very English. I'm proud of my Indian background
but cricket-wise, I'm one hundred per cent English.
His Indian streak, he reckons, is only evident in two areas. "I eat a
lot of curries and I've got that Eastern fiery temperament, that
fire-burning-within sort of thing." Which could be connected, when you
think about it. (He did have an Indian takeaway the night before his
double-century.)
So is he the captain-in-waiting? Not, he insists, as long as Ath is in
place. But in the fullness of time? "Being England captain would be just
the greatest feeling. I captained England last winter for a one-day
international in Auckland and just to walk out with the team behind you
and all the England fans cheering, it's a wonderful feeling. But you do
have your ups and downs. You've got be be strong. You have to have this
inner strength and stubbornness that Athers has."
And see off your rivals as well. "Alec Stewart is the senior pro and has
played a lot of cricket, so he comes into the frame. Adam Hollioake has
done very well this summer." Don't you just hate him? I wondered. "Ha. I
can't say a word," he said. "He's my team-mate."
Possibly Hussain is still smarting from the Daily Mirror's opinion that
Hollioake is the England team "heart-throb", not to mention Australian.
"No comment," he said but he was smiling. If Hollioake swashbuckles to a
double-century in Jamaica, Hussain will be one of the first to offer
profound congratulations. Just don't expect him to offer to massage a
leg.
'Ashes Summer' by Nasser Hussain and Steve Waugh is published by Collins
Willow on Tuesday at £15.95.
Source :: Electronic Telegraph (https://www.telegraph.co.uk)