Why the Asia Cup is better than the World Cup
Heated rivalries, a brazenly contrived format, and an often topless cricketing rockstar are among the ingredients that make the Asia Cup so compelling
Shared border, arbitrarily drawn in the middle of a state. Shared culture. Shared bloodied history. Complicated geopolitics. Resentment for each other among common people, fuelled by opportunistic politicians, the media and the arms industry.
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Proper nastiness among the players. Pettiness. Bitterness. In each other's face all the time. Also each other's friends in happier times.
Contrived to make sure the other rivalry in Asia gets some representation and have the two teams play each other three times so that the ACC can earn enough money to hold actual meetings instead of Zoom calls. And yet, such is the beauty of the competition that in the history of Asia Cup, there has never been an India-Pakistan final. Can there be a bigger snub to capitalism?
Or the absence thereof. As was clear from the dismissal of Shadab Khan in the final over of Pakistan's thrilling second ODI against Afghanistan, there won't be any reservations about running out the backing-up non-striker. It didn't trigger a diplomatic crisis or generate reams of print full of condescending mental gymnastics on the spirit of cricket. The most significant thing about the run-out was how Shadab just walked off without remonstrating. This reaction from the batter - an appreciation of the risk involved in jumping the gun - will go a long way in normalising this dismissal.
With focus on things more important than the spirit of cricket, the match referees tend to look away when tempers flare. Which of course unleashes the rebel inside Shakib Al Hasan. In 2014, just before the Asia Cup, he rebelled against the invasive TV cameras when he, topless but for a towel wrapped around his shoulders, pointed to his crotch. He ended up being suspended for two matches in the main event, but the cameras knew better than to peek into the dressing room.
The PCB probably organised a commemorative dinner as a reminder that despite having been bullied out of staging a major portion of the tournament, Pakistan is still the official host of the tournament. However, one of the invites they sent served as a reminder to people in India that the BCCI in fact has a president, the genial former India allrounder Roger Binny, who has graciously accepted the invitation.
No tournament can be perfect. The organisers missed a trick by not roping in a pair of commentators who were recently BCCI president and PCB chairman. We need to be reminded how liberating it can be to pronounce names as you fancy. We also need to reclaim the hashtag #ramizporn from the evil bots that peddle actual porn. Guess Team World Cup will steal one there.
Sidharth Monga is an assistant editor at ESPNcricinfo