Alex Bowden

'Great stuff pig, pleased for u'

'Don't hate what u can't imitate'

'AB, I hope u remember me, it's Jeffrey Archer'

'Sarah Taylor, can u teach me how to bat?'

'If there was a TV show So U Think U Can Snore...'

'Gonna dream about line and length and nothing else'

Uthappa c Leverock b Jones

'Clippers or scissors for fingernails?'

'The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing'

'You must have a clear vision of the finish line'

'If Chanderpaul had a live grenade in his pocket...'

How to go from the IPL to county cricket

'This is the vengabus!'

'Patience is not merely waiting'

Time is healer, time is killer, time is light, time is darkness

The eternal watchfulness of Chanderpaul

'Life is a pilgrimage from nowhere to nowhere'

Boycott b Holding 0

Victorious in absentia

Don't label Samit