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The Heavy Ball

'If Chanderpaul had a live grenade in his pocket...'

... he'd do what? Find out in this week's Twitter round-up, which includes Jesse Ryder's breakfast plans and Shane Warne's junk food queries

Alex Bowden
24-May-2012
Adil Rashid, Anthony McGrath and Gary Ballance in the field, Yorkshire v Kent, County Championship, Headingley, 2nd day, April 6, 2012

Adil Rashid: it's them frozen fingers, guv  •  Getty Images

Knight was hired by Sky shortly after his retirement. One of England's most successful one-day cricketers, he brings short-format expertise to what is otherwise a Test-heavy commentary roster. Having spent several years commentating primarily on county cricket, Knight is now being used more frequently during Test matches and… oh, wait, was that a rhetorical question?
The superstition
Chennai Super Kings coach Stephen Fleming struggled to work out who was going to make it through to the IPL playoffs when his side played Royal Challengers Bangalore.
But where was he while all this was unfolding, asked team member Scott Styris?
Fleming replied:
Cricketers often have superstitions, but exiling his own coach might explain why Scott Styris hasn't played in this year's IPL.
Nice rhyming slang, Rodney.
How is throwing paper planes from the 18th floor a fitting end to anything? Has Nannes' stay in India been defined by this activity?
The gibberish
"BBy h u"
@AdilRashid03
To which Jason Gillespie replied:
"What the?"
@YCCCDizzy
You're the coach, Jason. You've got to take at least some of the responsibility for that crime against the English language.
The breakfast
"Just like a chocolate milkshake only crunchy #CocoPops"
@DijaRyder (Jesse Ryder)
It's hard to believe Shane Warne didn't investigate this extensively during his pre-Hurley, less-svelte days.
The county season in microcosm
"Out in 10min. Lights are on and the rain has stopped. #gosteelbacks"
@AndrewHall99 at 2.41pm
Whatever you broadcast via Twitter will bring spelling corrections right back at you, Shaun. No apostrophe in "echoes" - sow what you want to reap.
Getting to know God
No updates from Sachin Tendulkar this week. And he normally has so much to say.
Tino Best's modesty corner
Best was recalled to the West Indies squad this week. He must have gone into overdrive.
Eh? What? This has to be a mistake. Tino, you seem to have typed "GOD" when you meant to type "Tino Best". Get a grip, man.

Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket