'My dates confirm to drink rum'

It's the end of the English season, which means…

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No one seems to have much time for autumn any more. "Autumn is coming" sounds a lot less ominous, we suppose.

But autumn means the PCA Awards, an event that tends to result in a lot of bleary-eyed cricketers the following day.

Some are even starting to look a little ragged beforehand.

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Chris Gayle's another player with a hectic schedule.

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Nothing like working to a schedule.

Kevin Pietersen has a different beverage of choice.

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Clearly he's not much of an astrophysicist though.

Astrophysicists don't tend to tweet this sort of stuff either.

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As for what goes well with a morning coffee - how about bacon and eggs?

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But not everyone was so lucky.

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The old classic: if we had some bacon, we could have bacon and eggs, if we had some eggs.

You're probably wondering why we've not heard from Kemar Roach yet.

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Oh, okay. He doesn't seem to be considering any changes relating to his use of caps lock or exclamation marks, though. It would seem he's going to continue communicating as if everything he says is a shouted album title.

Somewhere in the world there's always a cricketer… expressing satisfaction with air travel?

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No, no, no. That's not right. Let's try that again, shall we?

Somewhere in the world there's always a cricketer complaining about air travel.

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And then let's have another one to make up for the earlier airborne positivity.

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Never let it be said that it isn't a hard life being an international jet-setter. Why don't you just grab a coffee and read up about the conservation of angular momentum to pass the time?