The Heavy Ball

'You must have a clear vision of the finish line'

And to get there read our latest Twitter round-up, which tells you how best to enjoy a barbeque, an ice-cream and driving with no fuel

Alex Bowden
31-May-2012
Wayne Parnell has seen better days, India v South Africa, 2nd Test, Kolkata, 3rd day, February 16, 2010

Wayne Parnell: spells incorrectly to make little kids feel better about themselves  •  Getty Images

The eating disorder
How do you know when it was a good barbecue?
Really? Is that an internationally-recognised indicator - a charcoal-smeared face? You don't judge it by the taste of the food? You don't judge it by the number of people who didn't contract food poisoning? You judge it by facial grubbiness.
The victim
Stephen Fleming's tumultuous relationship with Scott Styris continues.
However, later in the week, Fleming was forced to revise his opinion of the allrounder. It turns out things could be far, far worse.
The likely story
Rahul Sharma might be on his own with this one.
Ravi Shastri is your favourite commentator? As the man himself might say: that will do his confidence the world of good.
The date with destiny
Lonwabo Tsotsobe had an important appointment.
The unemployed
Andrew Flintoff has a more complex attitude to his destiny, but the outcome's the same.
The tantrum
Graeme Swann is a man who holds certain expectations.
He is also a man of principle.
It's important to take a stand.
The shoehorn
If Jimmy Anderson's tweet is any indication, England's cricketers would appear to be challenging each other to use particular words during their interviews.
The spelling mistake
Speaking of spelling, where do we stand on this one?
Wayne later said that the "definately" was deliberate. Benefit of the doubt to the bowler on this occasion or should we refer it to the third umpire?
The risk
Moises Henriques lives life on the edge.
Bet he was playing 'Can I overtake that long line of trucks before I get to my motorway exit' as well.
I identified the finish line Virender, but I couldn't get there. I couldn't even bring myself to leave the starting blocks. They're so safe and familiar.
So are you saying I'm not a failure, Virender?
That's a bit evasive. Kind of sounds like you're saying I am a failure. That makes me sad.
And clearly what I have is failure. Thanks for the pep talk.
Think that counts as an opinion. This is unprecedented.
You'd think he'd have brought his team-mates a bit of cloud cover while they were bowling at Trent Bridge.

Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket