Ready. Fire. Aim.

From Faisal, United Arab Emirates
I think Cricinfo needs some low brow contributions as well. So its left to me start it off I guess.

1 - Mohammad Yousuf feels he deserves to be in the Twenty20 squad for Pakistan and he has "nothing to prove" to anyone about his credentials - anyone out there recall any inning this guy has played that might have remotely put Pakistan in a position of strength against the major test playing countries. He's pretty good against West Indies on flat Pakistani tracks.

2 - Tendulkar feels that Aus-Ind is a greater rivalry than Pak-Ind. Well I guess that would make sense - if you can only score runs against Australia but not South Africa, Sri lanka, England - maybe he has a vested interest there.

3 - Speaking of Australia - I have a million dollars right here for any player willing to go to Baghdad - any takers? Alright one at a time fellas, don't run me over on the way to the plane.

4 - Is it just me or is there way too much print being wasted on Andrew Symonds? He is a sub-standard Aussie test player. Believe me, scoring against India is not a benchmark. That would make Zaheer Abbas peerless

5 - Javed Miandad wants a professional to run the PCB - you know the kind who hasn't been fired 4 times (count with me 1,2,3,4) as national coach

6 - Jacques Kallis was bitterly disappointed with being left out of South Africa Twenty20 squad - yup, he was made and he showed how wrong they were with his performances in the IPL: I believe his Twenty20 strike rate is slower than this test rate. Recall reading how bland Graeme Hick was to watch as a player - he had a "mechanical" approach to run-making. Funny, you can say the same for Kallis.

Enough venom for now