'Don't mention McGrath and Warne'
Stuart Clark on the question he least likes answering, the nickname he didn't want, why sledging doesn't work, and his other job

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Yes. I've achieved more than I thought I could ever achieve. Nothing beats putting on the baggy green.
I am in certain things and in certain things I'm not. I'm very good with my time, but if I'm not interested in doing something then I find it very hard to do.
In my experience, no. Sledging is very much overrated. If people sledge me then I know I'm getting under their skins and I take it more as a compliment.
I've never done a test. I don't think my IQ is really high.
In the Brisbane Test against New Zealand in 2008, I was running for two but I slipped and fell. As I got up I slipped again. I ran down the non-striker's end and dived into the crease. Then I realised the fielder had yet to pick the ball.
I still work part-time at a bank.
When Sarfaraz [Nawaz] got nine wickets in a spell at the MCG in 1979. If I'm able to do that that'll be great.
I've never met him. It was given by Mark Waugh when I was young. He thought I bowled in a similar style. I didn't really like it and I objected to it. And when you object to something it sticks.
I used to get Steve Waugh quite a few times. It must've been a fluke.
Last year we were playing Phil Jaques in club cricket. I bowled the first over and Greg bowled the second. Greg got him out first ball and ran straight to square leg, celebrating, and said to the umpire, "Give me 10". The umpire didn't know what to do!
Nobody is allowed to ask about Glenn McGrath and Shane Warne. They retired years ago. Nobody should ask about the rebuilding process.
I bat better.
"Sledging is very much overrated. If people sledge me then I know I'm getting under their skins and I take it more as a compliment"
Beds. Big beds.
Once, during a domestic game in Australia when I bowled a bouncer and the umpire signalled a wide. I was like, "Are you kidding?" He just looked at me and asked me to piss off back to my mark. I started laughing and he started laughing. It was funny and calmed everything down.
Darren Lehmann. He was a fun guy who played the game hard but enjoyed himself as well.
Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, Roger Federer. It is very hard to look past athletes who make the game look so easy. We're all playing the game, but they were playing a different game.
Never go and try and drink with the locals.
The day Warne got his 700th Test wicket: I remember he bowled Andrew Strauss with a proper, big legbreak that drifted in and spun and he just took off in front of the 90,000 who erupted. The emotions that came out were unbelievable.
Nagraj Gollapudi is an assistant editor at Cricinfo