'Happy KP day, everybody'

Has anything been going on in the world of cricket this week?

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Yes, that's right - Kevin Pietersen. It's been a really big week for a man who apparently once played cricket for England.

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Maybe that's why he's been so tetchy recently. He's lost his taste for Cheese as well.

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What's that? KP's got a book out?

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As you no doubt know, Pietersen's autobiography details a seemingly irreversible breakdown in relationships between Pietersen and a number of people involved in English cricket. Surely it's all over for him as an England player now?

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Most. Not all.

But at least KP had some success.

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Oh.

But even if they say you can no longer play for your country, or that you aren't allowed to bowl because your action is a bit wonky, a true cricketer still finds a way.

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From arms to knees.

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And from knees to guts.

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From guts to brains.

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And from brains to the disappointment of not being able to see a lunar eclipse and having to find an alternative way of experiencing it.

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Kemar Roach has always been a prolific writer. Perhaps his autobiography would be worth a read. However, he wasn't wasting too many words expressing his feelings on Twitter this week.

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Although he did reveal his Shaun Pollock side.

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And if there's one thing all cricketers would stand up for, it's their right to moan about air travel.

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Although maybe Styris was still in a bad mood from when he boarded his flight.

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Hurtful words. Why not get your own back by devoting an entire chapter to him in your autobiography?