World Cup 2011 February 20, 2011

Two breathtaking days in Dhaka

Day two of my Asian cricket watching career

Day two of my Asian cricket watching career. A stunning and joyous occasion for fans of cricket, Bangladesh, and the sound of 35,000 people hitting major decibel levels like Glenn McGrath used to hit a good length. But a slightly disappointing match. Bangladesh never looked likely to win from the moment that Virender Sehwag’s eyes fell deeply in love with a loosener by Shafiul Islam, and instructed Sehwag’s bat to tell the loosener the full extent of their affections by obliterating it for four.

Despite the long-inevitable Indian victory, the crowd treated cricket to an almost unbroken eight-hour noise marathon. In the early stages, they were cheering rudimentary pieces of ground fielding as if Nelson Mandela had just ridden into the ground on a unicorn, discovered a cure for all known diseases live on stage, and then breakdanced on his head to the tune of a Beethoven’s piano sonata.

The early fever was quelled by India’s two great openers, who were given the chance to dictate the match by Shakib Al Hasan’s decision to bowl first. It looked like it would take something special to remove Tendulkar, and it did. Unfortunately, that something special was not a devastating piece of bowling, but a piece of sub-schoolboy running between the wickets. Sehwag appeared to be preoccupied – maybe he was checking his emails on his Blackberry, or trying to remember a recipe for Crepes Suzette, or thinking about whether table tennis has any rules. Whatever it was, he was not paying attention, the TV replay showed Sachin Tendulkar narrowly short of his ground by approximately 19.8 yards, and the dismissal uncorked a Jeroboam of bedlam in the stands.

When asked afterwards if he felt he had done anything wrong, Sehwag replied “not much”. Perhaps the impression watching from the roof of the press box was misleading – perhaps it was Tendulkar’s own fault. Sehwag explained further: “He was calling and I was not listening. And I was looking at the ball.” This man is a hero – if that constitutes doing “not much” wrong in a needless run-out, let us all hope he really, genuinely messes up a single at some point in the tournament. It could be spectacular.

Other than that little glitch, cricket’s greatest cavalier was almost perfect. If you can score 175 off 140 balls, even on a flat pitch, and then have learned sages in the press box comment that you have played “with uncharacteristic restraint”, then you are, certifiably, supernaturally good at batting. His innings, well supported by Gautam Gambhir and Virat Kohli, force-jammed that cork firmly back into the Jeroboam bottle.

The build-up to this game had a sense of a new beginning for cricket. The match itself was a decisive reassertion of the status quo. From Sehwag’s first-ball clonking of Shafiul to the cover boundary, India’s powerhouse batting issued a strong-worded press release to the other teams in the tournament, but it was never tested, and their bowling was mostly competent without fully allaying any fears that it might be vulnerable somewhere along the way. Bangladesh’s batsmen scored enough runs to ensure this comprehensive defeat was not the statistical and psychological drubbing into which it could easily have turned. The expectancy balloon may have been punctured, but at least it wasn’t stamped on, javelined or fed to a bear.

So, the festival is underway. For me, Dhaka and Bangladesh have been a captivating delight. The atmosphere in the stadiums on the two days so far was unlike anything I have ever witnessed. Admittedly, I have not witnessed especially many things in my very British life, but these have been two breathtaking days. When that over by Sreesanth went for 24, it felt as if the stadium was about to blast off into space (where zero gravity might have nullified some of India’s advantage). For the second consecutive World Cup match in Asia featuring India, the stadium was aflame. Metaphorically here, literally in 1996. More on this in the first World Cup podcast, coming up on Monday, including a “Guess What Happened On This Ball Based On The Noise The Crowd Was Making” quiz.

Now begins the more testing part for the tournament – the elongated group phase, with some potential mismatches looming and the perennial problem of the neutral match. It will be fascinating to chart its progress. The schedule and format leaves this World Cup vulnerable to a serious loss of momentum. Will the fans elsewhere embrace it with Dhaka’s mesmeric, untainted enthusiasm? Can the Bangladesh team keep that enthusiasm burning? Can the Canada v Kenya match-up enthuse the people of Delhi sufficiently to ensure a 48,000 sell-out in March?

As Aristotle used to say, “The potato is out of the oven, but only the fork will tell us if it is cooked.” Admittedly, he used to say this when he was very old, a little confused, and living in a home for retired philosophers, and no one really knows what he was talking about (particularly as potatoes were unheard of in Europe at that time, even to a brainbox like Aristotle). They just used to pat him on his clever head and tell him he was right. But let us hope that by April, the jubilant fervour of Dhaka is not merely a hazy memory of what might have been for the World Cup and for cricket.


Every time I go to see India play a World Cup match, someone scores exactly 175. At between 125 and 127 runs per 100 balls. It is starting to become tedious. First Kapil Dev spanks a century-and-three-quarters off 138 balls at Tunbridge Wells in 1983, now Sehwag plonks the same score off 140 deliveries in Mirpur in 2011. When will it end? They will be queuing up to bat against England in Bangalore.

I wrote in a recent blog about that legendary 1983 match, and being too scared to ask for Sunil Gavaskar’s autograph. Yesterday, 28 years later, my Cricinfo editor introduced me to him, and the great opener rectified that regretful outbreak of boyhood cowardice. It felt a bit odd asking for an autograph as a 36-year-old, but given that in essence it was merely the completion of a request that began internally when I was eight, so it’s fine.

Andy Zaltzman is a stand-up comedian, a regular on the BBC Radio 4, and a writer

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  • testli5504537 on February 26, 2011, 5:44 GMT

    Nice piece of writing. 'Crowd for Cricket' in Bangladesh is really overwhelming. It was more explosive when the home-team won against Ireland by defending such low score. Streets were jammed with flagged motorbikes, whistling kids, dancing gals, crackers and drums at 1am midnight!!!

  • testli5504537 on February 24, 2011, 13:29 GMT

    Congratulation on getting Sunil Gavaskar"s autograph which surpasses the autograph of Traicos you got the last time. I bet Traicos must have been looking for a young lad to be his next test victim and realising that you were unlikely he must have looked for a young lad from India. He did find a young lad called Tendulkar who became his next test victim and Sachin was not born when he got his previous wicket for South Africa.

  • testli5504537 on February 23, 2011, 17:19 GMT

    India's batting line-up will be tested by England and South Africa, only then we can tell that present Indian team is best of all time.

  • testli5504537 on February 22, 2011, 3:42 GMT

    Nice piece. Let's hope the players are not too nervous in Bangladesh's next match against Ireland! A loss there, God forbid, would totally deflate the team and send the whole nation into clinical depression!

  • testli5504537 on February 22, 2011, 3:15 GMT

    A 24 hour cricket day is not as dumb as it seems. People need to remember that people all round the world watch cricket, including us poor souls in the States who must get up at/stay up till 2 a.m. and watch a match that goes on till 10 a.m. Having 24 hour cricket will allow folks from around the world have to catch some cricket at reasonable times.

    I'm sure the problem will become painfully apparent the next time Australia hosts a world cup. Only South Africa and England offer decent viewing times for most fans (not sure about australia though).

    If they are smart about scheduling, you could even have it so Aus/NZ teams play their group matches early in the morning, Subcontinental/English/SA teams play in the day or day/nighters and West Indies/SA get day nighters so that all the fans have a decent time when they can watch their teams. Assuming the WC is in Subcontinent.

  • testli5504537 on February 21, 2011, 23:16 GMT

    Asif and Deshi, Please go to the ICC rankings web page and take a hard look. BTW, BD are a test playing nation and Ireland are not. :-)

  • testli5504537 on February 21, 2011, 21:59 GMT

    Hoping to hear how you 21st watching went. I hope you did not spend all day on 21st February indoors or in Mirpur, that'd be a total waste. If you thought you saw festivities at the stadium on game day, you should have gone to the Dhaka University campus and Shaheed Minar today: it would have redefined "festivity" for you!

  • testli5504537 on February 21, 2011, 19:34 GMT

    It is of not much credit to India to win against Bangladesh, a newbie still struggling to earn a place in the world cricket state with consistency of performance. Let's see how India does against the seasoned and powerful teams of Sri Lanka, Australia, England, Pakistan, even West Indies. And don't forget that Bangladesh beat India in the past or gave them serious jitters! For such a seasoned team, Bangladesh should not have been able to beat or give nerve wracking wins anytime...but they did. So, India don't take your eggs for granted....they can be cracked by any of these other teams!

  • testli5504537 on February 21, 2011, 19:17 GMT

    @Mr Durai

    "They have not been sportive in admiring Sehwag."...Why BD ppl need to admire Sehwag?.....May be he is successful playing street cricket and unlike Sachin or Dravid he got no Grammar and he got no class either. Trust me if it was Saching ppl in BD would have gave him Standing Ovation.

    U r right BD did rate themselves very high but I GURANTEE you India will get knock out in QF or Semis(likely by PAK or SRI)....then I we will have the right to say its not BD but India who is is nurtuting megalomaniacla cricket talent(- Sachin)

    Go bless you.

  • testli5504537 on February 21, 2011, 16:56 GMT

    Andy, you will be known as one of the greatest sportswriters of our time. Gavaskar. Andy you brought back my memories when I loved this man. Shewag is a dangerous man. He can hit the good ones,and bangladeshi quicks were not doing a good job. I will have to pick Aus, SA, Ind and Sri as the favorites[in that order]. Pak or Eng can shock us. Then again..England is not country which produces world cup wins,it produces the great writers like you, great commentators like Boycott.

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